one ⛵ why don't you rest your fragile bones?

[disbands]

Characters: Kenzi, Barclay & you!
Summary: Barclay and Kenzi have moved into a lighthouse home, and are throwing a housewarming. Everybody is invited— via Meow Meowd, Kenzi's daemon. Have drinks! Make merry! There are 3 unused bedrooms to abuse, and for those of you with magic, the oceanside location could definitely use some warding/fortification if D.E.S.T.I.N.Y. should ever come.
Date(s): Mid-September 2017, after the fair
Warnings/Notes: Alcohol and potentially other substance use, possibly sexual content, please warn in subject header if so!

Welcome to casa del Kenzi and Barclay, a beautiful oceanside lighthouse with a spacious attached home! Behold, there's a rooftop lounge breathing bright in the open air, a living room with sprawling windows, and two spare bedrooms, all of it in an interesting mix of blue and purple walls within the spacious interior. Check it out! The furniture and decor consist of both modern and vintage choices. Put together, it's as odd a fit as the couple who lives there now.

You might be relieved to know that the raccoon and possum running around are just their daemons. It's pretty clean overall! After all they were expecting guests.

It would appear that Kenzi and Barclay absconded with every bit of alcohol that spawned in the city of Xistentia. You have blue gin, whisky that glows, vodkas in various bottles both plastic and glass, a half-dozen tasteful cognacs, and a range of beers including something in a clay pot that smells rather interesting.

If you're here to drink and/or make new friends, this would be the place. You can also, however, offer to help your hosts with magical wards and protections, considering they're out here on the beach, not far from where newcomers tend to crash and allegedly overlooking the ocean D.E.S.T.I.N.Y. will someday come. (Alternatively, tell them they're daft for taking the risk, however small.) It's gloriously peaceful right now, though.

So maybe what you should really be doing is to go for a swim in the blue water. There's at least one pirate who will race you, and a reformed lady thief who probably won't be going through your pockets if you left your clothes ashore.

Also give them presents. They love presents.

Comments

[vexy]

Not... really?

[ He didn't sound entirely certain about that, but it could be intentional just to make her curious.

Bottoms up, indeed. After a hearty 'cheers' in Russian he downed his drink and began to mix another one. Vex it was a cocktail not a shot--

Oh well. ]

[moshennik]

[ She watches him go for another drink after downing the previous one like a sorority girl trying to forget a breakup.] Okay, so are you going to cheer up if I give you a fashion show?

[vexy]

Throw in a blowjob with the show and you have a deal.

[ At least some things never change...

Though he didn't sound as crude as he normally was. ]

[moshennik]

[ He gets a Vex, plz look.] I'm sure the boyfriend, the one I am throwing this housewarming party with would be thrilled if we just ran upstairs and I gave a good ol' wet willie real fast.

[vexy]

Right, so, Kenz, how did you get the one pirate in the entirely bleedin' universe who acts like a nun?

[ No, he didn't honestly think Sven acted like a nun, but he was certainly less sexual than the pirates Vex remembered. What little he could remember of that era since he was blitzed off his ass through most of it. ]

Just curious.

[moshennik]

He wasn't always a pirate. [ And she likes him just the way he is, honestly. There's a little fun in breaking his prudish mold and finding out that he wasn't all that prude in reality.] Besides, I don't think a lot of pirates would be okay with their ladies bangin' someone else.

[vexy]

That explains it, he was a nun before.

[ Then he snorted and let out one of those short obnoxious laughs. ]

Are you having a laugh?! Pirates were notorious for sharing ladies! I'd know, I was one of 'em! Y'know those cutesy romance novels you pour over?! Bleedin' fantasy that is! A girl wouldn't get protected by the oh-so-strong and manly arms of the Captain, she'd get passed 'round more than a football!

[moshennik]

Well you go ahead and ask him about how he'd feel about sharing me and get back to me. [ Cue finger guns because she's already pretty sure she knows the answer.] I'm not a football.

[vexy]

I'll wait until after he's had a few more. And you're not?

[ He acted as though he was shocked by that bit of news. ]

I had literally no idea!

[moshennik]

[ EYE ROLL. But it's good-natured at least.] Nothing makes me want to blow a guy more than being mistaken for a football.

[vexy]

Darling, if you wanted to blow me you would've done it ages ago. Cor, I miss those lips. That rat-lover better know how lucky he is, well, if he's into footballs anyway.

[ A compliment, then backhanded, that was the sort of guy Vex was. It proved that he did miss sex with her, but wasn't about to whine about it. He was too busy whining about everything else anyway. ]

Why does he keep petting it where everyone can see? [ He asked as if Kenzi would know exactly what he was talking about. ]

[moshennik]

He's not a rat lover. [ She throws Vex a look before she glances towards Barclay with a smile.] Are you talking about his daemon?

[vexy]

What else? It's a giant rat.

[ said in a very 'isn't it obvious?' way. ]

[moshennik]

It's a possum. [ CORRECTED.] And you don't pet yours?

[vexy]

It's a giant rat. [ UNCORRECTED. ] I wouldn't touch mine on a bloody bet.

[moshennik]

What? Why? [ THIS IS AWFUL.] I snuggle with Meow Meowd all the time. [ And he pretends to hate it.]

[vexy]

Because it's a computer, I'm not going to stroke a computer.

And you'll get computerized rabies for snuggling with that freaky thing.

[moshennik]

That's not a thing, [ she laughs, moving to try to steal a sip of his drink.] Besides I really doubt rabies is the worst thing you've ever contracted...

[vexy]

[ he playfully snapped his teeth at her, but let her take a drink from his glass anyway. ]

Darling, I'm STD free. You wouldn't believe the shite we had to use for condoms centuries ago. It was like buggering a baseball glove.

[moshennik]

I'm sure there's some kind of fae STD. [ Bo kinda had one once, right? ]

[vexy]

There are plenty of fae STDs, but condoms are still the best protection for those too. Honestly, I never screwed without them until I got to Eudio.

Well, there was this time I had to go to a witchdoctor because I was infected with a type of moss when I rolled around with a tree nymph, but that was a bit of a fluke. Her tree had a disease, apparently.

[moshennik]

[ She makes a face.] So you had a mossy dick?

[vexy]

Baby was fine, condom remember? But my face, back and chest were covered in it! [ He shuddered. ] Could've been worse, at least nothing fell off.

[moshennik]

Well, there goes my "moss growing on the north side of your dick" joke.

[ AND YET, she's still so proud of it.]