audio > loved

[perfectible]

[ you can't see anything, it's simply audio and there's a rustling before you hear a soft, slightly distressed voice.] No, please don't post it, I'll be fi--- [ the daemon takes over and sounds downright cheery about it.]

Everyone, I am Loved and I'd like to introduce Betty Cooper! She's brand new here and a bit shy! Go check out her Synchr profile, attached below. She needs friends!

[ the attachment is then posted. ]

Network Hack; Video; Daemon: YouveBeenGrinchd

[grinchy]

[ Here is a green, hairy face, wearing a Santa hat, staring right into the camera. ]

Is this thing on? I'm ready for my CLOSE UP!

[ Camera lens: meet yellow eyeball. He sees you, he sees you – oh, wait, it actually is recording. He grins, backs up, and spreads his hands as if showing off his room. He's wearing a full Santa coat to match the hat. The rest of him is just long-limbed, green, hairy, and pot-bellied.

His room is dark, dank, and cluttered with piles of actual trash. ]

Greetings, one and all! Ladies. Gentlemen. Boys and girls. [ He says that with particular sneering venom. ] ( I am the Grinch. )

[Video] | Ikkid

[song_princess]

[The recording starts up, showing Leanne laying down half in the water, half out, her eyes opening and closing multiple times. A tiny black paw is shown to place itself on her cheek. A few barks before a voice goes to speak.]

Hey guys! Guys! I have a Sleeping Beauty here! Can't seem to get her to fully wake up! Can a guy get a volunteer to wake up with a kiss?

[And with that, the feeds stops.]