employment ama, daemon: anned

[lacquers]

EMPLOYMENT AMA
Preferred Alias: Magnus Lightwood-Bane

Worst Job(s) Held: That might be a toss-up between escorting a ship full of animal droppings through enemy waters and nearly anything involving politics. At least the former was a one-way trip (to the bottom of the ocean, but nonetheless). I got less muck on my shoes, too.

Best Job(s) Held: Transportation adviser to the queen of France. Club owner in multiple universes. I did a brief turn as a private investigator, trench coat and all. Oh, speakeasy operator! No trench coat for that one.

Fantasy Job(s): Perhaps one day I'll open a night club in outer space...

Current Job(s): High warlock. Until recently, club owner. Baked good taste tester. I also work full-time as one half of the Lightwood-Bane Coalition for Uninterrupted Date Nights.

Ask Me Anything!

Comments

[helical]

Maybe you should start drafting a guide book.

You could always decide it's time for a change here.

[lacquers]

A guidebook to living longer than expected? 'These ideas are not intended to be used for criminal undertaking.' I can tell you, it's been more complicated than a fake id a few times in my life!

That's a good point. Any suggestions?

[helical]

I can imagine. You'll have to tell me all about that, too, or just put it in your exclusive book

I'll like any style you want to try, so.

[lacquers]

For your eyes only, at least for now. You can always choose to share the information if you see a need! [ If you make other immortal friends.

Or... you know. Any other immortals in the family. That kind of thing. No big deal though. ] What if I were sporting a mohawk?

[helical]

[ NO BIG DEAL. JIC IN THE FUTURE. ]

I'm sure it'll be informative enough that I might have to one day

That's not that much different than what you have now, is it?

[lacquers]

[ No spoilers! ]

I'll try to be as detailed as possible. Perhaps separate it into chapters by topic? So many options, Alexander.

Not that much different than the hairstyle I have when I wake up in the morning! Maybe.

[helical]

Off to a great start if you're already brainstorming.

I think that's just called bedhead.

[lacquers]

I have no idea how busy I'll end up being here. I have a few ideas, but perhaps writing my book could be one activity.

You like my bedhead, don't you?

[helical]

I think you might have some time, yeah, even after we finish up our loft.

I do. Among other things.

[lacquers]

Do you have some more ideas for our space? I'm guessing you have designs on the kitchen.

Among other things, he says. My husband, the charmer.

[helical]

As much counter space as possible. I'm nearly done clearing it out, I think. Sink's even nicer than I originally thought. And there's a dish washer

I'll make you a list later.

[lacquers]

It did look like a very nice sink, didn't it? I'm glad there's so much space! And a dishwasher, not that I mind being a dish washer.

Will you? I look forward to hearing it!

[helical]

Now I just hope it'll run. Know anything about fixing kitchen appliances?

You say that like you have no idea what's on it.

[lacquers]

If you mean without using magic, very little. But I'm sure with a bit of tinkering, we could manage it!

I like to maintain a healthy sense of suspense, that's all! I won't even speculate.

[helical]

Tinkering with a machine like that not knowing what we're doing makes me think we'd be more likely to end up with a flooded kitchen than a working dishwasher.

If you want I can reveal it to you item by item tonight. One thing at a time.

[lacquers]

Well, at least we know I can handle a flooded apartment! We have some experience with that, after all, don't we?

Why, Alexander, that sounds like a delightful idea! I'm all for it.

[helical]

That was a... really good day. And not the annoying kind of flooding. I mean, yeah it was flooding, but

You know what i mean

[lacquers]

A very, very good day. I have a number of fond memories of that day, flooding included.

I do know what you mean. I love you.

[helical]

The flooding part did make it even more memorable than it already was. Maybe we can revisit some of it sometime

Love you too, btw

[lacquers]

If you want me to try and flood the apartment again, I can certainly make a note of it, mi sol.

You are as charming as you are handsome and kind!

[helical]

...Every body can read this, right?

[lacquers]

I'm not entirely sure, now that you mention it. Most likely. Should we say 'better safe than sorry?'

[helical]

I'll just save it then. I don't like typing on this thing much anyway

[lacquers]

You can tell me later tonight. When you give me the rest of that list of yours!

[helical]

Don't worry, I've done my homework