lacquers: (for the new head of the institute)
magnus lightwood-bane. ([personal profile] lacquers) wrote in [community profile] xistentia2017-07-01 10:23 pm

employment ama, daemon: anned


EMPLOYMENT AMA

Preferred Alias: Magnus Lightwood-Bane

Worst Job(s) Held: That might be a toss-up between escorting a ship full of animal droppings through enemy waters and nearly anything involving politics. At least the former was a one-way trip (to the bottom of the ocean, but nonetheless). I got less muck on my shoes, too.

Best Job(s) Held: Transportation adviser to the queen of France. Club owner in multiple universes. I did a brief turn as a private investigator, trench coat and all. Oh, speakeasy operator! No trench coat for that one.

Fantasy Job(s): Perhaps one day I'll open a night club in outer space...

Current Job(s): High warlock. Until recently, club owner. Baked good taste tester. I also work full-time as one half of the Lightwood-Bane Coalition for Uninterrupted Date Nights.

Ask Me Anything!

helical: (256)

daemon: sophiad

[personal profile] helical 2017-07-02 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Should I have been calling you detective all this time
helical: (363)

[personal profile] helical 2017-07-02 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
You're telling me you don't have tricks for fooling the system with that kind of thing?

I don't know how the hat would fit with your hair. Might have to sacrifice one or the other. But the coat... yeah. Bring that back.

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hasitsthorns: (Kᴇᴇᴘ ᴍᴇ ᴘᴀʀᴛʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ A.M.)

daemon: apollod

[personal profile] hasitsthorns 2017-07-02 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, I have to at least guest DJ in outer space.
That sounds legit.

Also!
What kind of transportation were you advising? France is a small country, I can't imagine it was too intensive.
hasitsthorns: (Aɴᴅ ɪғ ʟᴏᴠɪɴɢ ʜᴇʀ ɪs)

[personal profile] hasitsthorns 2017-07-02 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds good to me, dude!

[ Space, the Final Frontier. These are the journeys of the most epic night club this side of the galaxy and its ragtag group of employees??? ]

A... medium-high speed
hot air balloon chase
with vampires.
What is your life even, man.

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remarkablymodest: <user name="alreadylost"> (Default)

daemon: haurchefantd

[personal profile] remarkablymodest 2017-07-02 10:26 am (UTC)(link)
You seem to have led quite an interesting life, Ser Lightwood-Bane.

My daemon tells me 'warlock' is a similar class to Thaumaturges and Black Mages of my realm.
Would you mind if I enquire more about that?
remarkablymodest: <user name="alreadylost"> (Default)

[personal profile] remarkablymodest 2017-07-03 11:17 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, yes, that would explain it. A longer life undoubtedly means that much more opportunity for such adventures.
I almost envy you, ser.


[ Almost. Aymeric is fond of the idea of adventuring, but finds in practice it's a lot less glamorous than one might imagine. ]

I suppose I shall start with the basics.
What is your realm's definition of a warlock?

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estrayer: (s a r k y)

Daemon: caind | text

[personal profile] estrayer 2017-07-02 10:54 am (UTC)(link)
I can't make any promises for that last one
I feel like I'd be breaking a tradition
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hijacks

[personal profile] helical 2017-07-02 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Reconsider that statement
estrayer: (s i d e e y e)

[personal profile] estrayer 2017-07-03 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
You're just across the hall. What if I need you?

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estrayer: (g r i n)

[personal profile] estrayer 2017-07-03 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I think Alec's cornered the market on that, along with being less innocent than either of you pretend
But maybe I'll let it go


[ After making the point anyway. Has he ever burst in while the two of you were in bed, Magnus? He doesn't think so. ]

By how it looks you'll have more time for it here, anyway
Or you might if you weren't looking for work. Are you serious about that?

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scarrings: DNT. (036. ❚)

daemon: vayd

[personal profile] scarrings 2017-07-03 01:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Which queen of France did you advise? That could be really challenging depending on the queen and the time.

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daemon: emeraldd

[personal profile] astralera 2017-07-04 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
Hello, Ser Lightwood-Bane.

Politics is certainly not for everyone. I would avoid any such job, though I have a dear companion who has a talent for it. I am not sure if I should find this distressing or not.

I cannot say I understand all of what you have said but I believe that a warlock is a user of magic, yes?

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vexy: (clever dick)

daemon: hexd

[personal profile] vexy 2017-07-06 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
ok darling, it sounds like there's a story behind this "coalition" of yours

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daemon: chainsawd

[personal profile] fiachdubh 2017-07-06 09:22 am (UTC)(link)
High warlock. Like a magician?

[ Because that is interesting. Interesting indeed. ]

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