employment ama, daemon: anned

[lacquers]

EMPLOYMENT AMA
Preferred Alias: Magnus Lightwood-Bane

Worst Job(s) Held: That might be a toss-up between escorting a ship full of animal droppings through enemy waters and nearly anything involving politics. At least the former was a one-way trip (to the bottom of the ocean, but nonetheless). I got less muck on my shoes, too.

Best Job(s) Held: Transportation adviser to the queen of France. Club owner in multiple universes. I did a brief turn as a private investigator, trench coat and all. Oh, speakeasy operator! No trench coat for that one.

Fantasy Job(s): Perhaps one day I'll open a night club in outer space...

Current Job(s): High warlock. Until recently, club owner. Baked good taste tester. I also work full-time as one half of the Lightwood-Bane Coalition for Uninterrupted Date Nights.

Ask Me Anything!

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[lacquers]

Yes, some crisis or another. Or my (now former, I suppose) roommate, who possesses singularly bad timing.

[vexy]

magnus bane with a roommate

really

[lacquers]

Not exactly by choice. It was necessary, at the time.

[vexy]

if someone interrupted me and Mark i'd make it "necessary" to throw them out the window

[lacquers]

I can't turn away a soul in need. Perhaps especially when it's my brother-in-law.

[vexy]

ugh in-laws are the worst

which one? blondie?

[lacquers]

Have you crossed paths?

[vexy]

not really, just checked his cuddlr back in eudio

[lacquers]

And how did that go? [ He cannot even imagine. ]

[vexy]

oh we made out, he jacked me off, i stuck my thumb up his bum


nowhere, darling. he didn't even text me.

[lacquers]

That's not exactly what I meant, but thank you for the mental image.

I should've asked when, because he came and went more than once. And he's here now, but without any memory of having been to Eudio.

[vexy]

did he? honestly i have no idea. does it make a difference? is he any less of a prat?

[lacquers]

An interesting question with a complicated answer. I don't make a habit of allowing people I can't tolerate to stay under my roof.

[vexy]

please, we both know you have a ridiculously high tolerance threshold, especially for prats. you employed some legendary tightarses.

[lacquers]

Hm, I can't think of who you might mean. Everyone who worked at Pandemonium was reliable and hard-working! I don't know if you recall, but we had a great general manager keeping everything ship-shape. [ When he wasn't engaged in all-out prank wars with the boss, of course. ]

[vexy]

the ginger vamp


"reliable" and "hard-working" are not mutually exclusive from "prat" and "tightarse"

that GM was very sexy too

[lacquers]

Interesting. [ That observation. Very interesting. ]

I can't speak ill of an employee! So many of you are like family now.

You know, I think I heard that about the GM. I can't recall from whom...

[vexy]

i know i've said it a couple of times, i really want to shag him silly. unfortunately all i got was a fumble in a shadowy alleyway, what a tease.

are you really saying that vamp was like family to you? what sort? the redheaded stepchild??

[lacquers]

How mysterious. I wonder how you haven't crossed paths more frequently. I would've thought you'd be in the same room together constantly!

Families come in all shapes and sizes, don't they? [ Don't they, bro? ]

[vexy]

i probably wasn't his type

ehhhh not that shape, not for me anyway. nice set of fangs, though.

[lacquers]

If you see him again, maybe you can ask. You might not be the only one with questions, you never know!

Is that a compliment you give often? [ Please imagine him examining his nails innocently. ]

[vexy]

it's alright, i'm not desperate.

no. in fact, before i met Rafa i hated vamps, pests the lot of em

[lacquers]

If I've ever implied otherwise, may lightning strike me where I stand.

Rafa, yes. He's changed a few hearts and minds, hasn't he?

[vexy]

you know as well as i do that if lighting struck you all you'd come away with is a new hairstyle

i suppose. he's not a pest, at least

[ That was the understatement of the century. ]