VIDEO + SYNCHR; mjolnird

[drapes]

My friends, brothers and sisters in arms, fellow refugees - I need your assistance in settling an argument.

[ here's thor, with a starkly different haircut from last anyone saw him, standing before the camera looking a little more relaxed and a little more mischievous these days. maybe this whole thing is half him genuinely trying to win an argument with loki, and half him just being a little shit, because that's what brothers are for.

and it's nice to actually be a brother again. but we're not talking about that. we're just embarrassing loki. here we go. ]

My dearest, gentle, shy brother, Loki, seems to believe I never approve of his choice in lovers. Likely because his choice lovers are typically either lunatics, or unbearably obnoxious. I think it's his approach to the whole ordeal, so I thought I might do the worthy brotherly thing, and lend him something of a hand.

I've put together his Synchr profile, presented here for your perusal.

synchr

Loki, Son of Odin ▐ 1,000ish

Tall, dark and magic seeking romantic partner with greyish morality, a deep wealth of patience for direct mockery, and durable skin.

Requirements:
▸ minimal homicidal urges
▸ no history of melting people
▸ no running slave combat arenas
▸ has never become tyrannical lord of trash planets
▸ has never waged galactic war
▸ be quick on the uptake
▸ relatively resistant to all manners of death and dismemberment
▸ be a snuggler
▸ unlikely to piss off my relatives
▸ bedroom experimentation likely a plus, but don't get too weird with it
▸ laugh at my unfunny jokes
▸ long life span (at least a few thousand years)
▸ be a fan of leather & green
▸ enjoy laughing at the expense of others
▸ love snakes
▸ enjoy my stories, even if they're rude and exaggerated and only half true
▸ read a lot
▸ like magic
▸ feed me grapes while I watch bad theatre
▸ support regular hair care

Harm me ever, and my brother will end you slowly and painfully.

XOXO
Loki, Prince of Asgard

✓	✕
YES <span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#2EB82E;">✓</span>	NO <span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#CC0000;">✕</span>

[ is that thor, god of thunder, one eyed king of asgard, trying to hold in a snicker? nope, couldn't be. probably the cyclops thing messing up the symmetry of his face. must be. ]

Comments

[dothelokimotion]

I feel the amount of trying is debatable in movies.

[astralera]

The wars I've fought would likely have ended much sooner if things caught fire as easily as they do in action films.

[dothelokimotion]

I think that applies to most wars.

[astralera]

I shall have to watch some documentaries about wars on Earth.

[dothelokimotion]

I hear there were plenty.

[astralera]

Wars, or documentaries on said wars?

[dothelokimotion]

Wars. Stark would know. His family made money off those.

[astralera]

I will find someone familiar with the concept of manners to ask.

[dothelokimotion]

[ Huh. ]

A bad impression?

[astralera]

He called me 'sweetheart'.

And he wasted perfectly good food.

[dothelokimotion]

[ Yeah, sounds about right. ]

He tends to overcompensate.

[astralera]

For what?

[dothelokimotion]

Who knows? He does it so often he hardly knows when to stop.

[astralera]

Unfortunate. Though from what I've learned it's not entirely uncommon for men.

[dothelokimotion]

They certainly try very hard.

[astralera]

I shall count myself lucky it is not something I've experienced much firsthand.

That all aside, I hope something good comes from this advertisement your brother thought to make. I would just rather not learn of any details.

[ like all that synchr stuff thor wrote that era immediately noped the fuck out of. you do what and who you want, friend. but that is all your business.

and apparently your brother's, too. ]

[dothelokimotion]

I would not have such high hopes.

[ Loki certainly doesn't. ]