VIDEO + SYNCHR; mjolnird

[drapes]

My friends, brothers and sisters in arms, fellow refugees - I need your assistance in settling an argument.

[ here's thor, with a starkly different haircut from last anyone saw him, standing before the camera looking a little more relaxed and a little more mischievous these days. maybe this whole thing is half him genuinely trying to win an argument with loki, and half him just being a little shit, because that's what brothers are for.

and it's nice to actually be a brother again. but we're not talking about that. we're just embarrassing loki. here we go. ]

My dearest, gentle, shy brother, Loki, seems to believe I never approve of his choice in lovers. Likely because his choice lovers are typically either lunatics, or unbearably obnoxious. I think it's his approach to the whole ordeal, so I thought I might do the worthy brotherly thing, and lend him something of a hand.

I've put together his Synchr profile, presented here for your perusal.

synchr

Loki, Son of Odin ▐ 1,000ish

Tall, dark and magic seeking romantic partner with greyish morality, a deep wealth of patience for direct mockery, and durable skin.

Requirements:
▸ minimal homicidal urges
▸ no history of melting people
▸ no running slave combat arenas
▸ has never become tyrannical lord of trash planets
▸ has never waged galactic war
▸ be quick on the uptake
▸ relatively resistant to all manners of death and dismemberment
▸ be a snuggler
▸ unlikely to piss off my relatives
▸ bedroom experimentation likely a plus, but don't get too weird with it
▸ laugh at my unfunny jokes
▸ long life span (at least a few thousand years)
▸ be a fan of leather & green
▸ enjoy laughing at the expense of others
▸ love snakes
▸ enjoy my stories, even if they're rude and exaggerated and only half true
▸ read a lot
▸ like magic
▸ feed me grapes while I watch bad theatre
▸ support regular hair care

Harm me ever, and my brother will end you slowly and painfully.

XOXO
Loki, Prince of Asgard

✓	✕
YES <span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#2EB82E;">✓</span>	NO <span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#CC0000;">✕</span>

[ is that thor, god of thunder, one eyed king of asgard, trying to hold in a snicker? nope, couldn't be. probably the cyclops thing messing up the symmetry of his face. must be. ]

Comments

[ video | sabellad ]

[dothelokimotion]

[ Did he say he missed Thor? Scratch that. Loki is going to murder him. RIP Thor. He died as he lived. Getting on Loki's nerves. ]

You are very, very upset about this Grandmaster business, aren't you. You do realize I haven't dated that many tyrannical overlords.

[drapes]

[ it is truly a day that ends in y. ]

He put me in a chair. He had a crazy old man cut my hair.

[ he called him sparkles. yes, he's upset. ]

daemon: apollod; text

[hasitsthorns]

[ This is the quality content that Rose likes to see on the network. ]

✓

I've only battled in a war contained to one world but I also didn't start it.
So I don't think that counts.
I have 700 years left in my lifespan, is that too little?
Otherwise, I (mostly) meet all the requirements.

Though I do also have two boyfriends already idk if that would be a dealbreaker.

[dothelokimotion]

I'm afraid 700 barely covers an Asgardian lifespan. We live for thousands more.

[drapes]

Not starting definitely wins you points towards being a worthy candidate.
700 years isn't bad! Not in comparison, anyway.

I do, however, second that Loki's very bad at sharing. I'd rather your other lovers not turn up stabbed in the night, so likely best to forego this endeavor.

But your enthusiasm is much appreciated!

text | daemon: emeraldd

[astralera]

'Shy' is not a word I would use to describe Loki. Introverted, perhaps, but not shy. Then again I have not known him for centuries so it is very likely I'm wrong.

[ she doesn't even know what to make of this except that apparently all siblings seem to enjoy poking fun at each other's romantic interests, regardless of species or universe of origin.

but!! whatever!! ]

You've made quite a change to your hair since I saw you last. How are you enjoying short hair?

Loki, as I'm sure you're reading this, I hope you find someone your brother thinks is both obnoxious and a lunatic.

[dothelokimotion]

[ Why are all of you calling him out like this!! ]

My brother can barely remember my romantic liaisons, so I do not think that will be difficult.

Also ignore him, he has no idea what he's talking about.

[drapes]

Are they not the same thing? [ says thor, biggest extrovert of all extroverts. ] Even in my thousands of years I have on you, it hasn't done me much good in recent time, so your guess is as good as mine.

[ apparently thor doesn't ~know~ him anymore. they ~may as well be strangers~. loki has to ~go it alone~. or so he'd said, prior to following him into ragnarok. not that thor isn't unendingly happy to have his brother at his side again, tricks and mischief and likely future betrayals and all. but it has become obvious that there's much between them now that's simply foreign to the other. ]

Not by my own choice. I had an unfortunate stint as an enslaved gladiator, and Loki sat in his comfy press box next to his maniacal overlord boyfriend while a delusional old man with buzz saws for hands cut my hair. And a good portion of my scalp.

Yet, I do have to admit, it dries much faster this way.

Video; daemon: Kyd

[mordacita]

Well, now I worry I do not meet the criteria.

[ Hmm. Cheerfully, he ticks them off on his fingers. ]

I have waged war, but not galactic war, and I have made peace now, if that helps at all. I destroyed such a slave arena. I am a vampire, which takes care of the lifespan, and the durability, even if I am experiencing some issues in the area now. And I am asking, but I should like to imagine, not a tyrant.

Does this meet your expectations? [ He can't quite hide his smile. ] My lords.

[dothelokimotion]

[ Loki purses his lips. ]

They are his expectations, not mine. Do not pay this any heed.

[drapes]

Oh. Rafaello. [ who seems like an honorable man possessing a kind heart and gracious manners, which immediately seems very weird to find him so associated with Loki. ] I hadn't realized you were involved.

[ he also hadn't really thought this would seriously bring out any of loki's paramours, if he had them here (he hadn't made it sound like he did), or anyone really serious about wanting to fulfill any of these demands. and yet, here rafa is, seeming mostly serious, or at least earnest, as he ticks them off.

thor smiles, lopsided, and chuckles, waving a hand. ]

Not a bad start, my friend, but I'm not sure he's gotten to the mockery and tricks, yet. Have you been thrown off anything? Stabbed? Abandoned for dead anywhere? You'll want to be prepared for these things.

video; un: ghostking

[deathkid]

I'm not sure if I should laugh or not.

[dothelokimotion]

I prefer ignorance to the whole matter.

[drapes]

Whichever suits you, though I imagine you're a little young for him.

text; hexd

[vexy]

✓

i don't meet the requirements but i'll lie to you and say i do cos your brother is bloody gorgeous

i'm actually a lunatic and unbearably obnoxious so maybe i have an actual chance??? ;-)

you danced beautifully on Halloween, darling, hit me up anytime

xoxo

[dothelokimotion]

Anything is possible.

[drapes]

No no, you're misunderstanding. Lunacy and obnoxiousness is what we're trying to avoid here.

[ why has this happened ]

video; daemon: shebad

[shadowblends]

✓

[Which is followed shortly after by a stifled snicker.

Honestly, Kurt's here for the laughs factor, since he's pretty sure no one should take his opinion seriously.]

[dothelokimotion]

[ betrayed! ]

Really.

[drapes]

...Are you sure?

[ just an outright checkmark? no shenanigans? what is this. you're like 12. ]

text; daemon: fridayd

[servomotor]

'HARM ME EVER'?
ARE WE SERIOUS NOW?
DIDN'T YOU HIT HIM A COUPLE TIMES WITH YOUR HAMMER?
DIDN'T HE STAB YOU?
TWELVE TIMES?
TWELVE HUNDRED, I DON'T KNOW, YOUR TIMELINE IS WEIRD.

Re: text; daemon: fridayd

[drapes]

Probably more times than that. On both counts.
He isn't annihilating any cities at the moment, and it's different if I'm harming him as opposed to a lover.

[ text | daemon: sabellad ]

[dothelokimotion]

I wouldn't worry. You're not in the running for this.

[Voice; deamon Ikkid]

[song_princess]

[Okay, Leanne couldn't help but to giggle.]

You are so sweet, taking care of your brother like that. He must be lucky to have a brother like you, my lord.

I think I fit most of those requirements but I don't know... He almost looks like a puppy.

[A brief pause.]

Almost.

[dothelokimotion]

[ What. ]

I most certainly do not.

[moshennik]

#hairgoals