VIDEO + SYNCHR; mjolnird

[drapes]

My friends, brothers and sisters in arms, fellow refugees - I need your assistance in settling an argument.

[ here's thor, with a starkly different haircut from last anyone saw him, standing before the camera looking a little more relaxed and a little more mischievous these days. maybe this whole thing is half him genuinely trying to win an argument with loki, and half him just being a little shit, because that's what brothers are for.

and it's nice to actually be a brother again. but we're not talking about that. we're just embarrassing loki. here we go. ]

My dearest, gentle, shy brother, Loki, seems to believe I never approve of his choice in lovers. Likely because his choice lovers are typically either lunatics, or unbearably obnoxious. I think it's his approach to the whole ordeal, so I thought I might do the worthy brotherly thing, and lend him something of a hand.

I've put together his Synchr profile, presented here for your perusal.

synchr

Loki, Son of Odin ▐ 1,000ish

Tall, dark and magic seeking romantic partner with greyish morality, a deep wealth of patience for direct mockery, and durable skin.

Requirements:
▸ minimal homicidal urges
▸ no history of melting people
▸ no running slave combat arenas
▸ has never become tyrannical lord of trash planets
▸ has never waged galactic war
▸ be quick on the uptake
▸ relatively resistant to all manners of death and dismemberment
▸ be a snuggler
▸ unlikely to piss off my relatives
▸ bedroom experimentation likely a plus, but don't get too weird with it
▸ laugh at my unfunny jokes
▸ long life span (at least a few thousand years)
▸ be a fan of leather & green
▸ enjoy laughing at the expense of others
▸ love snakes
▸ enjoy my stories, even if they're rude and exaggerated and only half true
▸ read a lot
▸ like magic
▸ feed me grapes while I watch bad theatre
▸ support regular hair care

Harm me ever, and my brother will end you slowly and painfully.

XOXO
Loki, Prince of Asgard

✓	✕
YES <span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#2EB82E;">✓</span>	NO <span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#CC0000;">✕</span>

[ is that thor, god of thunder, one eyed king of asgard, trying to hold in a snicker? nope, couldn't be. probably the cyclops thing messing up the symmetry of his face. must be. ]

Comments

[song_princess]

I am guessing he is one too then, my lord Loki.

[Trolling is officially done. Back to being respectful.]

[dothelokimotion]

The God of Thunder. And while the Lord is . . . kind, it is unnecessary.

[ Even if he is also royalty, Loki no longer cares that much for titles. ]

[song_princess]

[She goes to let a long.]

While unnecessary, it is more meant as a term of respect.

[And back to not really believing his words.]

How can someone be the god of a sound?

[dothelokimotion]

He's not aptly named. Thor commands lightning and certain forces of nature.

[song_princess]

I guess I will have to see it with my own eyes, Asheura willing.

[dothelokimotion]

No doubt you will have the opportunity to.

[song_princess]

Does your brother often do this type of thing to you? If he does, then I will have to keep Ikkid away so he doesn't get any ideas from him.

[dothelokimotion]

We are brothers so we are given to teasing from time to time.

[song_princess]

[A small giggle and nods her head.]

I guess that is true. It would be boring without siblings teasing you or for you to tease.

[dothelokimotion]

[ A pause. ]

I suppose.

[ His last sibling tried to kill him so. ]