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« тноʀ оᴅıɴsоɴ » ([personal profile] drapes) wrote in [community profile] xistentia2017-12-10 10:49 pm

VIDEO + SYNCHR; mjolnird

My friends, brothers and sisters in arms, fellow refugees - I need your assistance in settling an argument.

[ here's thor, with a starkly different haircut from last anyone saw him, standing before the camera looking a little more relaxed and a little more mischievous these days. maybe this whole thing is half him genuinely trying to win an argument with loki, and half him just being a little shit, because that's what brothers are for.

and it's nice to actually be a brother again. but we're not talking about that. we're just embarrassing loki. here we go. ]


My dearest, gentle, shy brother, Loki, seems to believe I never approve of his choice in lovers. Likely because his choice lovers are typically either lunatics, or unbearably obnoxious. I think it's his approach to the whole ordeal, so I thought I might do the worthy brotherly thing, and lend him something of a hand.

I've put together his Synchr profile, presented here for your perusal.

synchr
Loki, Son of Odin ▐ 1,000ish
Tall, dark and magic seeking romantic partner with greyish morality, a deep wealth of patience for direct mockery, and durable skin.

Requirements:
▸ minimal homicidal urges
▸ no history of melting people
▸ no running slave combat arenas
▸ has never become tyrannical lord of trash planets
▸ has never waged galactic war
▸ be quick on the uptake
▸ relatively resistant to all manners of death and dismemberment
▸ be a snuggler
▸ unlikely to piss off my relatives
▸ bedroom experimentation likely a plus, but don't get too weird with it
▸ laugh at my unfunny jokes
▸ long life span (at least a few thousand years)
▸ be a fan of leather & green
▸ enjoy laughing at the expense of others
▸ love snakes
▸ enjoy my stories, even if they're rude and exaggerated and only half true
▸ read a lot
▸ like magic
▸ feed me grapes while I watch bad theatre
▸ support regular hair care

Harm me ever, and my brother will end you slowly and painfully.

XOXO
Loki, Prince of Asgard

YES
NO


[ is that thor, god of thunder, one eyed king of asgard, trying to hold in a snicker? nope, couldn't be. probably the cyclops thing messing up the symmetry of his face. must be. ]
dothelokimotion: (The exact problem is currently unclear)

[personal profile] dothelokimotion 2017-12-29 08:03 am (UTC)(link)
How does it feel with you then?
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[personal profile] hasitsthorns 2017-12-31 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Like being free.
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[personal profile] dothelokimotion 2017-12-31 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
That seems contradictory.
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[personal profile] hasitsthorns 2017-12-31 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
I guess we're not conventional
Vanyel and Farraige are free to see whoever else they want, same as I am
And it just works out for us and I feel free
So I try to make sure they do too
dothelokimotion: (This is the fear that looms)

[personal profile] dothelokimotion 2017-12-31 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
I doubt I could be so carefree. Not that I have not been before, but I do not think I could manage it.

[ Loki's lost too much not to be clingy, to sink his hooks in. ]
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[personal profile] hasitsthorns 2017-12-31 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
It's not for everyone!
I was too confined before myself, so now I almost have to be carefree or else it doesn't work for me
We have some basic rules and understandings, but nothing I feel is too confining
Which is just how I like things!
dothelokimotion: (Comfort was the answer to all)

[personal profile] dothelokimotion 2017-12-31 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
You are fortunate then.

I've never been that lucky.
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[personal profile] hasitsthorns 2018-01-01 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Here's hoping that you will be here.
Eudio was where I found my luck. And that's carried over here, so hey!
If a hot mess like me can do it then so can you
(*・∀-)☆
dothelokimotion: (Against the endless pressing dark)

[personal profile] dothelokimotion 2018-01-01 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you. I appreciate your sentiment.

[ And he does, surprisingly. ]