VIDEO + SYNCHR; mjolnird

[drapes]

My friends, brothers and sisters in arms, fellow refugees - I need your assistance in settling an argument.

[ here's thor, with a starkly different haircut from last anyone saw him, standing before the camera looking a little more relaxed and a little more mischievous these days. maybe this whole thing is half him genuinely trying to win an argument with loki, and half him just being a little shit, because that's what brothers are for.

and it's nice to actually be a brother again. but we're not talking about that. we're just embarrassing loki. here we go. ]

My dearest, gentle, shy brother, Loki, seems to believe I never approve of his choice in lovers. Likely because his choice lovers are typically either lunatics, or unbearably obnoxious. I think it's his approach to the whole ordeal, so I thought I might do the worthy brotherly thing, and lend him something of a hand.

I've put together his Synchr profile, presented here for your perusal.

synchr

Loki, Son of Odin ▐ 1,000ish

Tall, dark and magic seeking romantic partner with greyish morality, a deep wealth of patience for direct mockery, and durable skin.

Requirements:
▸ minimal homicidal urges
▸ no history of melting people
▸ no running slave combat arenas
▸ has never become tyrannical lord of trash planets
▸ has never waged galactic war
▸ be quick on the uptake
▸ relatively resistant to all manners of death and dismemberment
▸ be a snuggler
▸ unlikely to piss off my relatives
▸ bedroom experimentation likely a plus, but don't get too weird with it
▸ laugh at my unfunny jokes
▸ long life span (at least a few thousand years)
▸ be a fan of leather & green
▸ enjoy laughing at the expense of others
▸ love snakes
▸ enjoy my stories, even if they're rude and exaggerated and only half true
▸ read a lot
▸ like magic
▸ feed me grapes while I watch bad theatre
▸ support regular hair care

Harm me ever, and my brother will end you slowly and painfully.

XOXO
Loki, Prince of Asgard

✓	✕
YES <span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#2EB82E;">✓</span>	NO <span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#CC0000;">✕</span>

[ is that thor, god of thunder, one eyed king of asgard, trying to hold in a snicker? nope, couldn't be. probably the cyclops thing messing up the symmetry of his face. must be. ]

Comments

[dothelokimotion]

[ His expression flickers briefly, unreadable. ]

I have no experience in such areas.

[shadowblends]

Uh— [he stops, eyebrows knitting together because really?]

You've never gone out and, like ... had coffee with someone? Seen a movie?

[dothelokimotion]

[ He shakes his head. ]

I have watched a movie with Ned Leeds once. That was all.

[shadowblends]

What movie did you watch?

[He wrinkles his nose, ponders a long moment.] How would you feel about getting coffee or tea with me? Whatever you'd prefer.

[dothelokimotion]

It was called Die Hard. Apparently it is known as an "action" movie.

[ He tilts his head, considering this. ]

Why not? I am curious to see what it is like.

[shadowblends]

The name isn't familiar to me. I've watched other action movies— back in my homeworld with my friends.

[Kurt perks somewhat, though he's careful to not get overly excited.]

I'm sure Xistentia has a place that serves them. I can make a trip around and let you know, then you can decide when you'd like to go.

[dothelokimotion]

[ Loki notes the excitement, vaguely touched. It is rare to see people muster up some enthusiasm for his company. ]

By all means. I will defer to your expertise.

[shadowblends]

[He likes Loki, yeah? Maybe he doesn't stand a chance at a date, but friends are also a plus.]

I wouldn't say I'm an expert ... It might take me an hour or so, okay?

[dothelokimotion]

[ Dry. ]

I think I can survive the wait.

[shadowblends]

[A smirk.]

Never doubted you for a minute.

[dothelokimotion]

As you should not.