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[dothelokimotion]

[ The feed opens up to a man dressed in green and black leathers, clearing his throat and slicking his hair back with his fingers. ]

This is to inform you that the library is currently under my management. Any books returned with creases or stains will suffer a fine. I haven't decided what it will be, but rest assured, if you plan on borrowing books, there will be a contract for you to sign. Please check the fine print.

Your recommend reading for the month is this. Enjoy.

Comments

[dothelokimotion]

Slang is easy to master. I've been doing it for centuries.

[thechairguy]

maybe you've finally met your match!

[dothelokimotion]

In whom?

[thechairguy]

With what*

[dothelokimotion]

I have not met my match in deleterious slang.

[thechairguy]

You say that now. ;D :D :D

[dothelokimotion]

And I'll say it again.

[thechairguy]

you won't change my mind! the slang of my generation will come for you, oh great Loki.

[dothelokimotion]

Then I will surpass it.

[ Loki no that's juvenile. ]

[thechairguy]

It's impossible, oh ancient one!

[dothelokimotion]

Stop calling me that.

[thechairguy]

I'm not wrong about it, though, am I? Why does it bother you!

[dothelokimotion]

It sounds degrading.

[thechairguy]

How???

[dothelokimotion]

I may be older than most but do I look ancient to you?

[thechairguy]

Ancient people don't always look old.

Clearly!

[dothelokimotion]

How many ancient people do you actually know?

[thechairguy]

I mean I've seen lots of pictures and movies and sculptures and stuff!

[dothelokimotion]

Movies are not exactly reflective of reality.

[thechairguy]

Sometimes they totally are!

[dothelokimotion]

I find that unlikely.

[thechairguy]

I've seen more movies than you!

[dothelokimotion]

And yet, it's probably still true.

[thechairguy]

It's not. I'll prove it to you.

More movies!

[dothelokimotion]

Which ones?