Daemon: Apollod

[hasitsthorns]

ACROSTIC DESCRIBE YOURSELF WITH YOUR NAME!
Preferred Alias: Rosie

• Riveting
• Opionated
• Salacious
• Intriguing
  
• ENGAGED, BITCHES!!! *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

Accurate As Hell, Huh?

[ And attached to the post is an image of one (1) Rosie grinning from ear to ear, giving the camera an eye full of her latest accessory. It's a golden band set with three amethysts. Handmade and everything. ]

Comments

daemon: hunterd

[bratpack]

hey, congrats! is he hot?

[hasitsthorns]

thanks, dude!!
and only the hottest dude around

[ She might be biased. Just a little Also, give her a moment to find an... appropriate picture of Vanyel. Gods help anyone whoever looks at her camera roll unawares, honestly.

Eventually, there's a decent one she sends his way. ]

[bratpack]

dude, you're marrying my stepdad??

after you had sex with me at the orgy???? dude

jesus fuck i didn't even think he liked girls that way

[hasitsthorns]

[ ... what.

That is a lot of information to process in only a couple short sentences. ]

woah wait ok
1) you're rafa's stepson???
2) that's not rafa, his name is vanyel! they look really similar, I know, but it's just a weird multiverse facetwin thing
3) YOU'RE RAFA'S STEPSON??????????

[ oh my god, she banged Rafa's stepson. A w k w a r d. ]

[bratpack]

well yeah? i mean kind of
i got adopted and my dad hunter has like multiple husbands and one of them is rafa
rafa ain't the one who adopted me, but it's like technically a thing. and also he's the king, and if you married him then you'd be like a queen and i'm pretty sure i ain't supposed to bang a queen
seems like it's all good though. facetwin, huh? i gotta watch out for that, i sure hope they don't smell the same. does hunter know about this shit???

[hasitsthorns]

who says you can't bang a queen!
i'm pretty sure even queens gotta' get freaky on occasion

they don't!
thankfully
rafa actually surprised me the first time we met though, they do look pretty alike
after a while though you'll be able to tell the difference pretty easy
i don't know if hunter knows actually... that'd probably be a trip, having a dude hanging around who looks super similar to your husband

[bratpack]

idk if you noticed but me and queens ain't in the same class, sweetheart

i should probably tell him, in case he thinks we're getting a new inlaw

hey when is the wedding?

[hasitsthorns]

if it's a matter of hotness
i have seen way less attractive royals than you, alright
(dragons are kind of gross)

yeah not a bad idea
and i don't know!
i wasn't actually sure if we were gonna have a wedding here but looks like we might ater all

[bratpack]

[ it's a matter of how i'm a bum and bums ain't royalty
it's okay bums can be hot too if you're into that kind of thing ;) ]

wait i'm confused. you're getting married but you aren't having a wedding? i fingered that was a basic requirement for marriage, am i wrong?

[hasitsthorns]

[ Maybe she is!!! ]

i mean
yes
but there's a lot of people we both would want to be here for the wedding that can't be
but i'm trying to convince vanyel we can just married again in our worlds, it'll be fine

[bratpack]

oh yeah. that's fair

i think a wedding would be cool. i've never been to one. like not a regular people one, anyways. things are a lot simpler in a pack but i guess you'd know that too.

[hasitsthorns]

yeah, coupling in packs is a lot less fanfare
which seems kind of boring now that I think about it!

but we'll have a regular people wedding if we do have one
dress, flowers, cake. the whole shebang!!