Daemon: Apollod

[hasitsthorns]

ACROSTIC DESCRIBE YOURSELF WITH YOUR NAME!
Preferred Alias: Rosie

• Riveting
• Opionated
• Salacious
• Intriguing
  
• ENGAGED, BITCHES!!! *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

Accurate As Hell, Huh?

[ And attached to the post is an image of one (1) Rosie grinning from ear to ear, giving the camera an eye full of her latest accessory. It's a golden band set with three amethysts. Handmade and everything. ]

Comments

[shadowblends]

aw gee
you flatter me, rosie.

that's what she said, too! i'm glad you both think it's cute, at least.
right? i can only imagine how funny it seemed when someone said 'cool' and you're looking around like, "no, actually, it's rather hot today."
good to know i'm not the only one that's struggled with slang.

[hasitsthorns]

its what I do best

haha
yeah
i also blew up a microwave once so
trust me, you'll likely never be as bad as I was at integrating into the common culture

[shadowblends]

yes, well, you're very good at it.

a microwave?
you know i have to ask how that happened, right?
guess there's only one way to find out!

[hasitsthorns]

practice, dude
practice!!

of course
so you know like those little mac and cheese microwavable cups
i forgot to put water in one
and it caught on fire
and then the microwave caught on fire
and then it exploded

[shadowblends]

you must have a lot of practice, then.

uhm i don't but it's fine!
we can pretend that i know and i can gather enough information from your explanation.
also oh no!!
that is a rather unfortunate accident.
did you at least get your macaroni and cheese?

[hasitsthorns]

I have some
and that sounds good to me

but no
it was unsalvagable, unfortunately

[shadowblends]

that is unfortunate, yes, but...
you've surely made more by now with less catching the cups on fire?
or that's what i'd hope for, at least. sometimes things happen that are out of our hands.

[hasitsthorns]

like
70% of the time I don't now

[shadowblends]

thirty percent is still a good variable haha
don't worry— you'll get the hang of it eventually!