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acrostic; daemon: moonshined (nsfw!)
Preferred Alias: kavinsky
- kavinsky
- admits
- vaginas
- including
- nurumi's
- seriously
- kick
- your ass
[and yes kavinsky filled it out himself. that's why it's wrong.]
Preferred Alias: kavinsky
[and yes kavinsky filled it out himself. that's why it's wrong.]
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the only time anyone deserves that is when they acted like such a tiny dicked soft turd that they don't understand any other way of dealing
and nah i mean, they broke up a while back. like the way i heard it, the soft turd was the one who did the goddamn breaking up anyways
and then couldn't handle it when his ex stopped pining over his scrawny ass bc he found someone better
which is like
even more stupid. idk maybe itching power would be too complex for that guy.
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like
if u running a light hearted super chill gag, you kind of have to run wit the gag
otherwise it just look like ure screechin tittysore over someting u already got the last word in about & could now b cool wit, sweetheart
or maybe worse
it looks liek whoever beent alking to you is still screechin tittysore over something they already got the last word in about and could now be cool with.
which is cool i mean, i got enough friends.
hell
maybe this means i got too many
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or anyone else here
but being turned into a fucking bunny wasn't actually a wild ride for me so no, i aint cool with that
and i won't be so long as the guy who did it doesn't even have the balls to admit it and fucking apologize
till he does? i'm staying sore. sorry if that's super weird to you.
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[it's 20% a real question, even. kavinsky is Notoriously Bad at apologizing; it's always interesting to him when another cute young man with superpowers is actually like, any good at it. you're letting down the side. or he is. (he knows it's probably him.)]
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and maybe you gotta think about how someone who does something wrong deserves for something to happen to them
but i keep thinking about it
and i can't figure what i did to deserve that
can you?
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like i know when pranks go wrong its a big drama & it sounds like it bcame that
but if u fucked around prankign people bcuz they did some shit to > deserve it thatd be pretyt fucking different
i think gettin turned into a bunny is pretty hilarious 2 the average viewer
gettin turned into a rabbit & locked in a hcicken coop wit a hungry fox would be only hilarious to sociopathci nutcases
[how long
can he keep going
without
actually apologizing.]
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changing someone into a goddamn bunny ain't a prank
a prank is when you switch someone's ketchup for hot sauce or steal their clothes when they're swimming or put itching powder in their shoes
what happened to me was serious fucking magic for no reason and it ain't okay
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but he's a little better about stuff these days. just a little. two years after caroline and adam parrish gave him a whole long thing about the value of apologies, well. fuck it.]
ok sweetheart
i'm sorry i did serious fucking magic to u for no reason & it wasnt ok
no joke id idnt think it wuz that big a deal
but ure all upset so i understand it is
j. kavinsky
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But okay. He'll take it. ]
okay
thanks.
sorry for being a bitch about it and getting your balls full of itching powder
[ Did it go on his balls? Wyatt hopes so. ]
we cool now.
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i thoguht it was pretty fuckn funyn
buyt i guess thx 4 not capping me wit garlic bulets or whatever
later, pups