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Xistentia: Mod ([personal profile] spoofer) wrote in [community profile] xistentia2017-08-29 06:53 pm

LATE SUMMER FAIR (NSFW DESSERTS)

Characters: Ensemble cast, any/all characters of Xistentia!
Summary: The slow transition from summer leads to a fair, complete with whacky treats and activities from other holidays and festivals from around the Multiverse.
Date(s): August 26-September 2
Warnings/Notes: None, please mark your subject headers with content.

Late Summer Fair
I play my part and you play your game

Welcome to Xistentia's first fair, F.A.T.E.S.' excuse to mingle. The setup appears overnight on the edge of town, a nonsensical mash of themes and places from the multiverse. Haunted house and circus tent, facepainting, ferris wheel and carousel, game stands that seem to self-operate, dozens of empty shopfronts, self-regenerating popcorn stands. Pretty soon, however, the people start to come, bringing their own goods and wares. The population of Xistentia is 333, which is more than enough people to fill a fair.

As far as fair food goes, there are penis-shaped waffles[NSFW] in various flavors, two-sticked popsicles for sharing with a partner, turkey legs, fried dough, cookies as big as your head, fried fish, fried lizards, glutinous fruits, and lembas.

And let's not forget, there is an abundance of alcohol everywhere. Beer, wine, you name it.

But of course, let's not forget the games. Many of them are low-key and prizes vary from the ability to change your daemon's color to any other natural hue, to free food, horrible writing pens, and stuffed animals. Games vary from whack-a-mole to bobbing for apples. Everything is free to eat, drink, and play, barring some excuses for barter with some of your friendly neighborhood natives.

Some games, however, are less casual if not necessarily more costly. The contests of finesse and strength come with special prizes from F.A.T.E.S. and...
THE WINNERS ARE

Note that the "prizes" do not stack. Runner-up winners will not get multiple of the same type of prize, and those who experience a critical failure won't suffer particularly severe consequences. If your character receives a dream or a "unique item," you will receive a reply to your comment on the mod announcement with more information.

Contests of Finesse

DARTS
First PlaceVanyel GreyjoyThe ability to "say just the right thing" once this week
Still GoodEra, Alec, Nico, Vex, Rosie, Aymeric, Jace, Amanda, Zeke, Kavinsky, JanusEmotional intuition boost
YikesMagnus, BarclayDaemons totally lose filter and start saying the most awkward shit

RING TOSS
First PlaceJace Wayland and Magnus Lightwood-BaneThe ability to "say just the right thing" once this week
Still GoodEra, Alec, Nico, Vex, Rosie, Vanyel, Rafaello, Amanda, Zeke, Barclay, and JanusEmotional intuition boost
YikesAymeric and KavinskyDaemons totally lose filter and start saying the most awkward shit

ARCHERY
First PlaceAlec Lightwood-BaneThe ability to "say just the right thing" once this week
Still GoodNico, Vex, Aymeric, Zeke, Magnus, Kavinsky, and JanusUnique items
YikesRosie and BarclayUncooperative powers (very minor, non-dangerous incidents) and accurate memory of silly dreams

SPARRING
First PlaceKavinskyThe ability to "say just the right thing" once this week
Still GoodEra, Nico, Vex, Rosie, Aymeric, Rafaello, Zeke, Barclay and JanusEmotional intuition boost
YikesAlec, Vanyel, Jace, and MagnusDaemons totally lose filter and start saying the most awkward shit
Contests of Strength

ARM WRESTLING
First PlaceEzekielPrecognitive dream later that night
Still GoodEra, Alec, Nico, Rosie, Aymeric, Vanyel, Rafaello, Magnus, Kavinsky and JanusUnique items
YikesVex and JaceUncooperative powers (very minor, non-dangerous incidents) and accurate memory of silly dreams

HIGH STRIKE
First PlaceEraPrecognitive dream later that night
Still GoodAlec, Nico, Vex, Jace, Zeke, Magnus, Kavinsky and JanusUnique items
YikesRosie and AymericUncooperative powers (very minor, non-dangerous incidents) and accurate memory of silly dreams
See also detailed dice roll information for: darts, ring toss, arm wrestling, high strike, and archery.
Kissing Booth

And what would a fair be, without a kissing booth?

Just like the rest of the fair, the odd thing is that there is of course no payment required.

Instead, a large and lovely lantern hangs behind the booth. It seems to glow a little brighter every time a kiss is transacted. It's hard to know exactly what this means, but considering that emotional intimacy lights the streets of the city, one might guess that F.A.T.E.S. is saving up this particular energy for something special.

But until then, it's a good excuse to make out.
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[personal profile] deathkid 2017-09-01 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ seeing wyatt saunter up, nico can't help a slight chuckle. the other boy always seems so exuberant and it makes him rather fun to be around. and when he's offered a toy for a kiss, he looks the toy over, as if assessing it seriously, before snorting in amusement. ]

Seems like a fair trade off. Hand it over and c'mere.

[ he holds out a hand for the toy, dark eyes glittering with mischief as he takes it and then leans forward over the counter for a kiss. ]

[personal profile] ex_stony881 2017-09-01 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Doesn't that say a lot about her, though? That she's the type to take in strays? As though Kaz has really ever been different — they're just not usually dogs.

He listens interestedly to her tale of Eudio, finds he wants clarification but measures out his surge of curiosity carefully. "So you're saying this has happened to you twice? You lived in your own world, and then there was 'Eudio'... and that's different to here?"

It makes him a little suspicious. What was to say they wouldn't be shunted along again after some time had passed? If they were all just fleeing some sort of absolute end.

One thing's for sure, he definitely cares more about these other worlds than the dogs. (Kaz's priorities in this regard are objectively wrong.)
smileslie: (happy listening)

tw for vague ref of emotional abuse to be safe i guess?

[personal profile] smileslie 2017-09-02 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Mandy had been known for a large web of her own, not so long ago. And maybe that's why this is coming back so easily, the art of drawing people in, of making herself stand out in a world of beautiful people. She'd drawn the attention of a man like Brian, after all. And maybe he was a user, but he'd also seen something to use in her, and it was probably sick that she still found that flattering sometimes, but it made it easier to accept there had been good times despite the end.

Her eyes take on a more appraising expression as she looks over the girl in front of her. It's been too damn long since she could do this safely, outside of certain clubs. She'd forgotten just how good it felt, just to admire beauty regardless of gender without worry about an asshole seeing and doing...what they did.

She chuckles a bit]
Well, that's definitely a side benefit, of course. But really, I'm here for slightly more selfish reasons, namely getting the chance to exchange a little more than names with someone as lovely as yourself. I'm Mandy, and it's certainly a pleasure to make your acquaintance.
Edited (for tw and also a typo that bugged me) 2017-09-02 00:19 (UTC)
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[personal profile] hasitsthorns 2017-09-02 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Oh, no, that's actually- It's adorable, is what it is. Considering what Era had asked her about, it isn't a stretch to think that this kind of attention might be new to the woman. Still, she doesn't want to make her uncomfortable so she'll tone it down just a little. Straighten up slightly.

"Hey, girl," she offers, smile staying on strong. "I'm guessing you don't have kissing booths in your world either, huh?"
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[personal profile] hasitsthorns 2017-09-02 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
As a wolf in sheep's clothing that actually believes itself to be a sheep, well. Of course she'd want to give anything just as displaced a home. It extends past dogs but canines were and are generally easier to accrue than people for Rose.

"Three times," she doesn't necessarily correct, but- "It's complicated. Where I'm from originally," not 'my home,' he might note, "is actually made up pf several worlds, so. I moved between a couple there, then wound up in Eudio, and yeah. Things went south there and I ended up here." So this is the fourth world she's been to thus far. And if there's a fifth, then so be it. She'll do what she must to escape at least her absolute end, to keep living on the borrowed time Eudio initially granted.

"Not where I was supposed to end up, honestly, though... Can't complain, I guess. Could've been worse."
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[personal profile] astralera 2017-09-02 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Era shakes her head. While there's always the chance that someone has done something similar in one of the city-states (Ul'dah in particular comes to mind), kissing booths aren't seen at any of Eorzea's many fairs. Though she's quite certain that there are some Lominsan Miqo'te that would adore this idea.

"Physical intimacy is generally left to bedrooms, brothels, and alleyways."
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[personal profile] hasitsthorns 2017-09-02 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's wonderful, to be wanted. It was something Rose had never really allowed herself to know until recently. Until Eudio. She was aware of people's interests, of their intentions but didn't believe they could truly want her. Honestly? Sometimes she still struggles with believing it.

But when she does, it's an addicting sort of thing. Perhaps to make up for such an absence of it throughout her life, being loved and wanted, she's now a little... overzealous. It'll undoubtedly get her into trouble. Later today, even, but- That will be then and this is now.

Besides, it's not as if she's that self-aware. Fairly, but not so much as to recognize the why of her actions. Really, right now, the only thing Rose is even remotely aware of is how pretty Mandy is. How nice she already seems and how much Rose relates to those 'selfish reasons.'
]

Nice to meet you, Mandy, [ she returns, with no shortage of coyness to her smile at the flirtation. ] I'm Rose. And I'm all for a more unique exchange of greeting formalities.
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Fair Food

[personal profile] cantseame 2017-09-02 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, yes. Someone who could match his culinary curiosity when it came to trying new things. It might do to try a little bit of everything, right? He can't help but give a little taste to everything, and perhaps stashing something away for later. Though it's in this general rummaging and hullabaloo that he sees Era. It takes him a moment to register, but then he remembers.

Chocobo Lady! Maybe he should offer a little friendly advice. After all, he's been too cooped up in his magic and research to get out, something he desperately wants to change.

"Be sure to pace yourself! There's so much to try, and we have all night after all!" He calls out to her with a warm mirthful tone in his voice.
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[personal profile] astralera 2017-09-02 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
For all that Era is a seasoned adventurer intimately familiar with death, violence, and war, she isn't all that familiar with, well... Intimacy. Beyond knowledge of the basics she doesn't know much at all. There is kissing and hugging and sexual intercourse. There are prostitutes and brothels and... forced intimacy. But things like fellatio or cunnilingus are nothing she's had reason to consider or learn about - there's always been too much else to focus on in life.

In short: she's rather naive, and just doesn't understand that penis waffles are somewhat obscene rather than just a hilarious joke. Which means that any strange looks Era has gotten while eating her own phallic food have been blamed on her unique, non-human appearance, right up until she sees Mandy being stared at in a similar way while taking a bit of her food.

Huh.

Unsure if she should interrupt or not, Era debates with herself for a moment until finally she decides to greet her acquaintance. She sends the random, rude man a judgmental look before addressing Mandy quietly.

"Hello, Miss Mandy."
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[personal profile] smileslie 2017-09-02 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
[If she could could read thoughts as well as she reads bodies, Mandy would probably say something about knowing a thing or a hundred about getting addicted to love and how it can make you blind to too many things until you run smack into reality and get more than bones shattered. And how it really isn't hard to be nice in comparison to the person who left her with nothing but a last name she clung to just for the few doors it cracked open and a heart that she wishes were made of stone but is really just a raw wound that has just barely managed to start healing.

But she isn't thinking about her aching heart for the moment. No, she's far more interested in taking in the other woman's lovely dark eyes. Despite the reputation she admittedly made for herself as much as the press did, she isn't entirely focused on tits and all the other parts furhter south. They're important, obviously, but there's something about being able to look at another woman like that, just gazingly warmly at her eyes and lips and imagining running fingers through her hair, that she's missed so much more than the things they can do in the dark.

She's not so lost that she can't smile impishly, raising her eyebrows suggestively]
Rose. Of course you'd have a beautiful name to go along with that beautfiul face. And a great mind as well, obviously, if it's following where my own is going. [she's here of course she would be thinking about that, but there's stopping by a silly little booth for a peck and bothering to be flirt even if it's not exactly in words. At any rate, Mandy isn't at all shy about leaning forward to show off her still respectable tits even better with the 'excuse' of resting her hand on Rose's and licking her own lips to make the paint shimmer just a bit more]
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[personal profile] miss_brilliant 2017-09-02 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
Amanda still can't help flushing, although that may be the remains of the alcohol in her system, so she uses crouching to scoop Hedy up as a way to hide it.

"No. I don't really know where she's native to, actually. I got her on another world, the one I was in before I came here, but I wasn't a native of that place either. She's a Eevee." The fact that's part of a larger class of creatures doesn't seem important, at the moment. "And don't worry, she doesn't bite. She's really too friendly for her own good sometimes."

Hedy seems to take a mild affront at this, letting out the kind of dramatic huff a dog might when being denied a treat. Amanda chuckles a little, ruffling Hedy's fur fondly before looking back to the young man. She'd known a few people who'd used canes, in the circles she'd frequented in her youth before going off to college and trying to leave all that behind as best she could. She sort of regretted that, now. Still, she doesn't even have to think about how to reach out a hand to shake so he doesn't have to shift the cane--and, maybe if he looks, he'll notice that her own fingers move a little strangely, curling in and seeming to take deliberate force to move them out to a 'normal' position.

"If you're asking that, though, I'd guess you're part of the newest arrivals. Amanda Perry. I'd say welcome but...well, under the circumstances, I don't think that's a really suitable greeting around here."
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[personal profile] bratpack 2017-09-02 12:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Wyatt grins. ]

I knew he'd be worth it.

[ He leans in to meet Nico's kiss. That tastes exactly as good as he'd imagined it would, and he's quick to slide his hand up and into the demigod's hair. He cups the back of his head, keeping them close, and then he flicks his tongue against Nico's lips. One minute, he'd said. He's going to be less than careful about counting the seconds. If Nico lets him, he'll lick into his mouth, deepening that kiss and murmuring softly into it. ]
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[personal profile] deathkid 2017-09-02 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ well, then. this is certainly more than he'd thought he'd be getting, but in reality, he doesn't mind much. in fact, wyatt is a good kisser and he's really getting into this. by the time he feels a tongue probing at his lips, he parts his own, almost eager to accept the deeper kiss. ]
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[personal profile] smileslie 2017-09-02 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
At first, Mandy doesn't notice she's been approached by someone else; she might not want to perform for a large audience anymore, but this is something she was doing long before Brian. It was why she'd frequented the Sombrero as a simple patron long before taking it over as her own, a place where it was safe to play around like this with anyone she wanted and not being called a tease or far worse if she decided she didn't want to go any further than a bit of bawdy innuendo. It doen't feel as natural as breathing anymore, but it does feel good.

So, it's only the moment after she flicks of her tongue in the man's direction and notices his odd change in expression that she realizes their little show has a different sort of audience. She doesn't blush, of course she doesn't, but she does clear her throat.

"Oh, hello there darling. Are you enjoying the festivities?" She doesn't know what the girl's world is like, really. She knows Era found it odd that anyone would be upset she'd been with another woman, but that didn't tell her everything by far.
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[personal profile] astralera 2017-09-03 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
"I am, thank you." She turns all of her attention to Mandy and smiles, paying the interloper no mind. "I hope you have been well?"

Unlike during her first few days in Xistentia, Era is letting her tail hang freely from her kimono rather than hidden away under long skirts. It is similar to a feline's in that it will occasionally give away her emotions, though luckily to a much fainter degree than one would see with a Miqo'te. It sways back and forth lazily for the most part, though currently the lower half twitches every now and then with mild aggravation. She is not a fan of people staring - not at herself, nor others - and though it seems Mandy doesn't mind the attention Era still finds it a pet peeve difficult to ignore entirely.

"There are many different foods I still must try."
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[personal profile] smileslie 2017-09-03 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
"That's wonderful. I've honestly been the best I've been in a rather long time. Which seems strange under the circumstances, but that's fairly par for the course in my life." It hardly occurs to her that her turns of phrase might fly clear over Era's head--but then again, it had taken a long time to keep bits of Polari from dropping into her speech when she wasn't playing the right sorts of crowds, so it could be far worse.

She only eyes Era's tail with a bit of curiosity; it's unusual, certainly, but she'd seen her husband quite literally covered head to toe in glittering paint more than once, her ability to be properlty shocked by a person's appearance dissapeared long ago. She does notice the way it's twitching, and she does think a bit of a peeved cat, which is interesting.

But she doesn't comment on that, directly at least. Instead, she chuckles at her own sugary concoction. "There are quite a lot of interesting things here, aren't there? Have you, ah," she pauses carefully, "...caught on to why everyone's snickering about these?" Her voice is actually gentle there, not teasing herself. She'd seen her fair share of wide eyed boys and girls back in Kensington, the ones who knew they were different, but not knowing exactly what went on inside the club and who were shocked and sometimes even angered by what they witnessed until someone explained it. She supposed she'd even been that person once, although she'd blocked it out.
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[personal profile] astralera 2017-09-03 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
"Full glad am I to hear it." Era says earnestly. "Though I am not familiar with the phrase 'par for the course'."

Her own fingers are still sticky with the remnants of the waffle she enjoyed and she turns to stare at them in contemplation. Era has some vague ideas, but nothing concrete.

"I had thought the stares were due to my appearance. Now I believe it is likely something to do with sex?" There is a questioning lilt to her voice. No discomfort or uncertainty, but querying. Sex and relationships beyond platonic are things Era has never had much use for nor the time to waste on them. Now she finds herself with an abundance of time to waste, and a burgeoning curiosity regarding the topic. "I am admittedly naive in the use of male anatomy beyond its main two purposes."
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[personal profile] bratpack 2017-09-03 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ Wyatt smiles into it, happily playing with Nico's tongue. He sucks on it, and lets his fingers stroke through his hair a little. It's been a while since Wyatt kissed anyone like his. He'd expected to feel out of practice, but in fact he's enjoying himself. He draws back just a little, closing his lips on Nico's lower one and sucking it a little before separating completely.

Then he smiles, eyes brighter than before.
]

Thanks. That was pretty hot.
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[personal profile] smileslie 2017-09-03 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
"Ah." Mandy smiles gently, remembering a time when she'd been a foreigner learning odd turns of phrase. Maybe Kensington hadn't been another world, but it may well as been to the girl she'd been then. "It means what's...normal, expected to happen."

The next part is a little to hold back a chuckle for, though, and she's glad she hadn't taken another bite before Era spoke. She manages to swallow it with a hand over her mouth, biting her smile down a little. It's easier to remember a time when she was a silly American girl tripping her way through learning how to act like a Brit than it is to remember when she had to learn about sex beyond the 'lay back and think of England' rubbish. It had all more or less, lacking a better phrase, come naturally."

"That it does." She clears her throat, trying to find the balance between being informative and being crass. Crassness has it's place, certainly, but she doesn't think this is it. Arthur, for all he's still so young, would at least be able to listen to a more colourful explanation without too much discomfort, she thinks.

"Many people enjoy putting their mouths on another's...genitals, and having it done to them, while they're in an appropriate situation to do so. And men in particular seem to have a fascination with--watching women perform such an act, or anything that looks like it." She lifts her sugary confection, making another small show of running the tip of her tongue up the side, although there's nothing sensual in her eyes. Then, she lets a note of amusement come back to her voice. "If you don't want to get any similar looks, I'd be very careful about how you eat bananas or popsicles as well. But if you do, or if you've...more questions along the same lines, I'd be more than happy to explain."
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[personal profile] hasitsthorns 2017-09-03 11:47 am (UTC)(link)
"That sounds-"

Rose stops herself short because she doesn't want to be rude. In her world, public displays of affection were common. She'd never really participated in them until Eudio, personally, but she can't imagine a world where it's not at least openly accepted. Physical intimacy isn't something be ashamed of or hidden away in alleyways.

"-interesting." she settles for. Then, because she can't help herself, "And a little stuffy, actually. I love kissing my boyfriends for everyone to see. And I'd be happy to kiss you for everyone to see, too! I don't think there's anything wrong with it."
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[personal profile] hasitsthorns 2017-09-03 11:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ Likewise, Rose enjoys people. The shape of their eyes, the width of their smile, the fluff of their hair. Though she originally claimed to be casual, she's realizing these days that she's absolutely not. Rose wants to know other's heart and souls and share the good, the bad, and all the spaces in-between with them. She was much more romantic than even she realized in this way, but-

That isn't to say she doesn't appreciate the more obvious things too. Also, her boobs are fantastic so she's always encouraging people to look there if she can. So she can't blame Mandy at all for flaunting hers because. That is a fair nice chest she has, actually.
]

Flattery will get you everywhere, [ she says in response to that, a dash of pink on her cheeks at the compliment. It's always fun to hear, even if she doesn't necessarily believe it. ] And I definitely think we're on the same page.

[ Since she leans forward herself then to press her lips to Mandy's shimmering ones. ]
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[personal profile] astralera 2017-09-03 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Era is startled by the address - it's not a voice she recognizes nor a face she's familiar with when she turns around to see who called to her. Her cheeks are distended with the large chunk of cookie she had been assaulting so she can't offer a greeting immediately in return beyond a wave of acknowledgement, and a shrug in reply to his suggestion. She's never had a problem with pacing before, but she'll also make sure to keep it in mind here.
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[personal profile] astralera 2017-09-03 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Listening attentively Era can't help the confused furrow of her brow. She can understand why men would enjoy such a thing (she has rescued too many women not to know that men can be mad with carnal desires), but what would be so enjoyable about it for women? It seems unsanitary, with no benefits.

"Women enjoy mouths on their genitalia?"

And -- bananas? She isn't certain what a popsicle is yet, but imagines it is also vaguely phallic in that case. Era doesn't see how one could relate a banana to a penis but supposes if one squinted... "...How imaginative of them. I shall make good use of my teeth should I catch anyone staring. My thanks for this information."
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[personal profile] smileslie 2017-09-03 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
It's incredibly hard not to laugh at Era's compartively formal language, while Mandy herself had been throwing around every term for every gender's bits and bobs by the time she was legal. But everyone has to start somewhere. For a moment--the briefest, painful flash--she's reminded of the first time Jerry brought Shannon to an 'after party'. She might hate the woman now, but some hindsight had made Mandy realize that girl had deserved considerably better than that too hurried education.

Which is why she doesn't laugh the way the frankly sometimes horribly unkind woman she'd been might have. She does smile, though.

"Some do, if the other party is knowledgeable and attentive. Some don't, and that's perfectly fine. I do, but the list of things I don't enjoy in the right circumstances is rather small, I'm not really a good basis for comparison. Do what feels right for you, not whatever anyone else tells you you should do. Even if you love them. Especially if you love them."

There might have been a time when she really did believe all women were bisexual and should be as 'liberated' as she was and open to everything. It had cost her far too much to learn what bullshit that was.

She does nearly choke with laughter at Era's last comment though, and grins broadly. "Oh, you are very welcome. And believe me, even women like myself enjoy making a man squirm doing things like...oh, I don't know, squeezing a banana until it turns into mush in our hand. Although it is rather a waste of a good piece of fruit."
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[personal profile] astralera 2017-09-03 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
It takes her longer than she would like to admit, but finally something clicks for her. "There is something about it that feels pleasurable to a woman, if done correctly?"

Which would make a great deal of sense - women had to enjoy sex for some reason after all. Era has personally never bothered with her own bits beyond the basic necessities so it's never been something she thought about before. Admittedly it still isn't something she feels the need to explore anytime soon despite the curiosity.

"I am never one to do anything I do not wish to, but I shall keep it in mind." Era answers easily, doing her best not to recall all the young women she has passed by in the alleys of Ul'dah and corners of Limsa Lominsa who may have benefited from being told such advice.

"...I would never ruin food in such a way, but if you have other suggestions I am willing to listen."

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