LATE SUMMER FAIR (NSFW DESSERTS)
Characters: Ensemble cast, any/all characters of Xistentia!
Summary: The slow transition from summer leads to a fair, complete with whacky treats and activities from other holidays and festivals from around the Multiverse.
Date(s): August 26-September 2
Warnings/Notes: None, please mark your subject headers with content.
Welcome to Xistentia's first fair, F.A.T.E.S.' excuse to mingle. The setup appears overnight on the edge of town, a nonsensical mash of themes and places from the multiverse. Haunted house and circus tent, facepainting, ferris wheel and carousel, game stands that seem to self-operate, dozens of empty shopfronts, self-regenerating popcorn stands. Pretty soon, however, the people start to come, bringing their own goods and wares. The population of Xistentia is 333, which is more than enough people to fill a fair.
As far as fair food goes, there are penis-shaped waffles[NSFW] in various flavors, two-sticked popsicles for sharing with a partner, turkey legs, fried dough, cookies as big as your head, fried fish, fried lizards, glutinous fruits, and lembas.
And let's not forget, there is an abundance of alcohol everywhere. Beer, wine, you name it.
But of course, let's not forget the games. Many of them are low-key and prizes vary from the ability to change your daemon's color to any other natural hue, to free food, horrible writing pens, and stuffed animals. Games vary from whack-a-mole to bobbing for apples. Everything is free to eat, drink, and play, barring some excuses for barter with some of your friendly neighborhood natives.
Some games, however, are less casual if not necessarily more costly. The contests of finesse and strength come with special prizes from F.A.T.E.S. and...
Note that the "prizes" do not stack. Runner-up winners will not get multiple of the same type of prize, and those who experience a critical failure won't suffer particularly severe consequences. If your character receives a dream or a "unique item," you will receive a reply to your comment on the mod announcement with more information.
See also detailed dice roll information for: darts, ring toss, arm wrestling, high strike, and archery.
And what would a fair be, without a kissing booth?
Just like the rest of the fair, the odd thing is that there is of course no payment required.
Instead, a large and lovely lantern hangs behind the booth. It seems to glow a little brighter every time a kiss is transacted. It's hard to know exactly what this means, but considering that emotional intimacy lights the streets of the city, one might guess that F.A.T.E.S. is saving up this particular energy for something special.
But until then, it's a good excuse to make out.
Summary: The slow transition from summer leads to a fair, complete with whacky treats and activities from other holidays and festivals from around the Multiverse.
Date(s): August 26-September 2
Warnings/Notes: None, please mark your subject headers with content.
Late Summer Fair
I play my part and you play your game

As far as fair food goes, there are penis-shaped waffles[NSFW] in various flavors, two-sticked popsicles for sharing with a partner, turkey legs, fried dough, cookies as big as your head, fried fish, fried lizards, glutinous fruits, and lembas.

But of course, let's not forget the games. Many of them are low-key and prizes vary from the ability to change your daemon's color to any other natural hue, to free food, horrible writing pens, and stuffed animals. Games vary from whack-a-mole to bobbing for apples. Everything is free to eat, drink, and play, barring some excuses for barter with some of your friendly neighborhood natives.
Some games, however, are less casual if not necessarily more costly. The contests of finesse and strength come with special prizes from F.A.T.E.S. and...
THE WINNERS ARE
Note that the "prizes" do not stack. Runner-up winners will not get multiple of the same type of prize, and those who experience a critical failure won't suffer particularly severe consequences. If your character receives a dream or a "unique item," you will receive a reply to your comment on the mod announcement with more information.
Contests of Finesse
First Place | Vanyel Greyjoy | The ability to "say just the right thing" once this week |
Still Good | Era, Alec, Nico, Vex, Rosie, Aymeric, Jace, Amanda, Zeke, Kavinsky, Janus | Emotional intuition boost |
Yikes | Magnus, Barclay | Daemons totally lose filter and start saying the most awkward shit |
First Place | Jace Wayland and Magnus Lightwood-Bane | The ability to "say just the right thing" once this week |
Still Good | Era, Alec, Nico, Vex, Rosie, Vanyel, Rafaello, Amanda, Zeke, Barclay, and Janus | Emotional intuition boost |
Yikes | Aymeric and Kavinsky | Daemons totally lose filter and start saying the most awkward shit |
First Place | Alec Lightwood-Bane | The ability to "say just the right thing" once this week |
Still Good | Nico, Vex, Aymeric, Zeke, Magnus, Kavinsky, and Janus | Unique items |
Yikes | Rosie and Barclay | Uncooperative powers (very minor, non-dangerous incidents) and accurate memory of silly dreams |
First Place | Kavinsky | The ability to "say just the right thing" once this week |
Still Good | Era, Nico, Vex, Rosie, Aymeric, Rafaello, Zeke, Barclay and Janus | Emotional intuition boost |
Yikes | Alec, Vanyel, Jace, and Magnus | Daemons totally lose filter and start saying the most awkward shit |
Contests of Strength
First Place | Ezekiel | Precognitive dream later that night |
Still Good | Era, Alec, Nico, Rosie, Aymeric, Vanyel, Rafaello, Magnus, Kavinsky and Janus | Unique items |
Yikes | Vex and Jace | Uncooperative powers (very minor, non-dangerous incidents) and accurate memory of silly dreams |
First Place | Era | Precognitive dream later that night |
Still Good | Alec, Nico, Vex, Jace, Zeke, Magnus, Kavinsky and Janus | Unique items |
Yikes | Rosie and Aymeric | Uncooperative powers (very minor, non-dangerous incidents) and accurate memory of silly dreams |
Kissing Booth

Just like the rest of the fair, the odd thing is that there is of course no payment required.
Instead, a large and lovely lantern hangs behind the booth. It seems to glow a little brighter every time a kiss is transacted. It's hard to know exactly what this means, but considering that emotional intimacy lights the streets of the city, one might guess that F.A.T.E.S. is saving up this particular energy for something special.
But until then, it's a good excuse to make out.
Era Ra ☘ OTA
☘ GAMES
☘ RIDES/WILDCARD
Fair Food
Chocobo Lady! Maybe he should offer a little friendly advice. After all, he's been too cooped up in his magic and research to get out, something he desperately wants to change.
"Be sure to pace yourself! There's so much to try, and we have all night after all!" He calls out to her with a warm mirthful tone in his voice.
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locked to Aymeric
Speaking of Aymeric, she had split away from him rather early on in the evening to explore and had not seen much of him outside of the competitions despite his height. With the night coming to a close Era wants his company, for if there is any one person she would trust with her safety while she is not in top form, it is be her dear Lord Commander.
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kaz brekker
Kaz had been under the impression that there was some level of urgency — he had just been snatched from the jaws of catastrophe, after all, and is sharp with the need to get on with saving the world. Or, certain people from one certain world. The specifics are still a little lost on him, 'restore points' and 'data systems' all foreign concepts, but he doesn't understand how anybody can be making the time to play.
The tip of his cane digs into the dirt, pressed with the weight of both gloved hands as he surveys the fair with barely concealed scorn rippling beneath the pale mask of his face, radiating from his amber eyes. He ignores the gem-bright crow that perches on his shoulder, though it's been useful enough so far that he continues to allow its presence. Overall he cuts a fine figure — a far cry from the sodden, shivering wreck who had crawled up the warm golden sand stricken by grief the same way a much younger Kaz had once clawed his way from Ketterdam harbour. Despite the chaos of apocalypse and the absolute ludicrous dragon ride culminating in an impromptu dip, he refuses to let himself seem anything other than in control.
(That doing so meant avoiding contact with anyone but his daemon while his clothes dried upon the rocks — well, nobody has to know.)
The point is, he's angry, at first. Angry to see the scarce population occupying itself with a common fairground when there is so much else at stake.
b. kissing booth.
It's not much. It's just a moment, really. Kaz is on his way to some other part of the fair, but he passes by the lamplit booth, and catches the sly smile as someone leans across for a lascivious kiss. The giver's bare hand in the other's hair. The way the so-called client melts for it.
Kaz goes still, staring longer than is polite, but barely seeing the kiss, his gaze distant. He's frozen, thoughts stuttering, hands a claw on the silver crow's head of his cane. And then he tears his gaze away, tries to pull himself together.
Maybe he needs a drink.
c. games.
Games of chance and skill have never given Kaz the same thrill they did, say, Jesper. He didn't lose himself in them. But it's still a pleasant distraction, to study the game, see how it works, the best way to win. Some are very nearly unwinnable, unless he wants to endeavor a greater scheme involving a heavier duplicate of a ball that would better knock down the — but no, no, that's unnecessary. Especially when he can earn the same terrible prizes by memorizing the whackamole pattern, smacking the strength test pad in exactly the right spot to register a greater weight, or just some casual sleight of hand to take his pick of the prizes.
Kaz prefers to be the grifter rather than the grifted.
Of course, the resulting accouterments mean nothing to him. Remembering what his daemon said about the importance of forming bonds with others, he simply approaches the nearest person with an armful of stuffed toys and squiggly straws and toffee apples. "Want any of these?"
d. choose your own adventure.
( since two thirds of these are just 'kaz has an emotion' i'm open to assuming he's somewhere he needs to be to start a thread. also, action brackets are fine. )
c;
All her attention shifts in an instant to him and she smiles bright as possible. Boys (handsome brunettes, especially) always immediately shoot to the top of her priority list. Even when maybe they shouldn't. A crown of flowers adorn her head, colorful streamers dangling off it intertwining with the golden threads of her hair. The very picture of a campy, carefree fair goer and she wears it rather well. "Are you honestly telling me you don't want this cutie?" From the stuffed toys, she plucks out what can only be assumed to be a giraffe. Good try, F.A.T.E.S., but not quite. Still, it does have a certain charm to it the longer she looks at it.
"I guess you could always win another one. Seems like you're doing pretty well."
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In a word, she's happy. And when she's come down, she'll feel awful about that because she'll remember Nick and the rest of the Destiny's crew and everyone back on Earth, but for now she's letting herself be proud of doing well at a few games and enjoying one of the few things that reminds of her childhood before and doesn't make her sad.
Which is why she's so momentarily distracted in getting a candied apple that she doesn't notice Hedy darting away immediately, and when she turns she sees that while the Eevee isn't running, she is walking curiously up to a man with a cane. Amanda starts walking over as quickly as her slightly tipsy feet will allow--Heddy doesn't usually trip her up anymore, but they know each other.
"Hedy!--Hey, sorry," she grins sheepishy as the pokemon seems to almost huff at being stopped from going to greet a new friend as her owner catches up to her.
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The thing that made him believe this might not be Nen was the cane- not to say that it couldn't be one of his friend's new relics, but that combined with the way he had stared at the kiss made him wonder. Better safe than sorry again, he supposed.
"You look like you've seen a ghost."
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nico di angelo ▪ open
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Kissing
The kissing booth is it's own kind of fun, and he's pretty sure he's going to take advantage of that later. He wouldn't mind offering up makeouts for the sake of the greater good. That sounds like a sweet deal. But then he sees that the person manning it is Nico, and his eyes light with a more genuine interest. He saunters over, his wolf daemon Hunterd following behind him. Several cuddly prizes have been affixed to Hunterd, pack mule style. Wyatt plucks one off - a weird little alien that looks like it tried to be a dog, but got crossed with some kind of stag. Whatever. He sets it on the booth and leans over, all warm smiles and bright eyes. ]
Hey, Ghost King. Trade you an alien pup for a one-minute kiss?
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fair games.
How about a game? You seem like a worthy competitor.
( she waggles her eyebrows, joking. )
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Mandy Slade | OTA
[Mandy had been a bit hesitant about this whole buisness at first; 'appearing nitely' at dingy bars was so far removed from the world she used to live in that it was, if not comfortable, safe. But the thought of bright lights and carnival glass had given her pause, remembering grand hotel ballrooms and shows that hadn't taken place on the stage.
But in the end, it had actually been more the thought of getting Arthur out that had made her give in to the whole buisness. Just because all the glitter had left her raw didn't mean it had to do the same for him, not yet. Giving him the chance to help her dress up and goading him to go have fun himself, knowing what might be ahead of him, had given her the confidence to at least put on the old mask and not only peruse the stalls but even go in for working one herself. Later.
Right now she'd split off from Arthur, shooing him off to go have fun, and was standing at one of the booths, laughing with true, unreserved delight at the 'waffles'] Oh, jesus. That is fantastic [she beams, taking one of the postiively pornographic treats, and biting into it with deliberate care, looking up when she feels someone looking at her and smiling devilishly at them. That smile might even come easier than it had when she'd been doing it for the whole world]
b. kissing booth
[It's been a depressingly long time since Mandy had put herself out there in anything like this fashion. There were been plenty of boys and the occasional girl in the last ten years, but it wasn't like this. She didn't put on a show; after Brian, she couldn't be bothered. They took what there was or nothing at all. Nothing had been the answer more times than she would ever admit.
But for whatever reason, the idea of dressing up today and selling herself in some sense had sounded...fun, actually. The way getting the boys fabulous for a show used to. It had even had that same slapdash feel to it, pulling a costume together from what amounted to thrift store finds. She wasn't feeling nostalgic, really she wasn't. But anyone besides Arthur who had seen in her in the last few weeks might be squinting to recognize her now, with her cherry red lips and a sparkling blue halter top, and some actually nice jewelry she'd borrowed from Arthur. She'd even pulled her hair away from her face so people could see her eyes, which were actually smiling right along with her mouth as she leaned out towards whoever was passing by. It still felt a bit foreign to really be looking like this, but it was coming back a litte at a time.]
"Well, hello there darling."
[The slight hint of an obviously fake British accent still wove in and out of her voice when she spoke, but right now it actually sounded playful instead of tired, so at least it was a fun kind of pretend]
c. wildcard
[want something else? hit me up at
b!
Rose, however, (and maybe Mandy too?) was of the belief you could catch more flies with honey than vinegar. And she was quickly becoming known for just how far she was trying to extend her web. Perhaps not the best reputation to have, but- ]
Well, hello, [ she's quick to greet back, smile immediately on. Not someone she knows, but definitely cuter than she anticipated. She doesn't mind the faux accent either. It's kind of cute almost. ] Doing your good deed for the city and collecting some energy?
tw for vague ref of emotional abuse to be safe i guess?
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In short: she's rather naive, and just doesn't understand that penis waffles are somewhat obscene rather than just a hilarious joke. Which means that any strange looks Era has gotten while eating her own phallic food have been blamed on her unique, non-human appearance, right up until she sees Mandy being stared at in a similar way while taking a bit of her food.
Huh.
Unsure if she should interrupt or not, Era debates with herself for a moment until finally she decides to greet her acquaintance. She sends the random, rude man a judgmental look before addressing Mandy quietly.
"Hello, Miss Mandy."
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B!
Hi. You can keep the earrings, if you like--they suit you.
[He hasn't quite gotten a handle on the giddy smile that tends to break out with any hint of positive attention, but at least she seems to understand that much; sometimes, he thinks neither of them got enough of it growing up, and maybe that's why they're instinctively reaching for each other.
But today is about fun, so he tries not to think about it too much. She deserves it, more than just about anyone he can think of.]
How's it been so far? Kiss anyone worth noting?
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hanako 'rosalina' nurumi 🌹 ota
kissing booth;
wildcard;
closed to vanyel;
I can't believe I lost everything! I can't believe Kavinsky beat me at sparring! Can you believe that? I'm stronger than a fledgling, I know I am. It was rigged! Somehow, it was. [ A positively childish pout. ] These fair games always are.
I hate it. [ If he didn't know Rose was the sorest of losers before, he's definitely learning so now. The blond sulks for a brief moment longer before turning big brown doe eyes up at him. ]
Kiss me until I feel better?
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closed to jaden;
Life is so difficult right now. Everything is terrible. Honestly, she's just about to be super dramatic and give up. Go home, maybe, and cry it all out. Then she sees a familiar face among the fair going crowd and perks up immediately. Without hesitation, she's chasing after him- ]
Hey, dude! [ she greets, suddenly at his side. Looking cheerful as can be. If he knew she was upset, he'd know there was drama. Drama that she explicitly told him wouldn't happen. She might be a bit tipsy but she's still clever enough to keep her emotions under wraps. Especially since she's hoping this is a potential make out opportunity. It's a bit of a long shot, she's aware, since Jaden hadn't seemed to want to get involved with her once he knew about her two boyfriends situation, which. That was fair. It's not for everyone.
Yet, they- They have chemistry that she genuinely enjoys. She does like him, even if in this moment she's perhaps grasping at straws and trying to make more out of it than it is. Making a bad choice as a product of too much wine and vulnerability. ]
Having a good time?
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She can tackle Primals and Behemoths head-on without hesitation, but right now she is lacking her usual confidence. Which is something she's felt quite often in Xistentia, if she were to reflect on it. Currently she is a mix of uncomfortable and utterly baffled.
"Hello Rose," she offers.
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kissing booth!!
Skills, huh? ( a hand leans on the booth beside her, flirting thrusters are a gogo!! ) Color me interested.
kissing shep, a dream come true
a lucky ducky
happy quacks
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Wyatt Lawson | OC | OTA
B. Food
C. Kissing Booth
D. Create Your Own!
c; l a u g h s
Eventually, she mentally repeats. For right now, she doesn't want to think about that. Obviously, ignoring all these problems and facing them later is the sensible thing to do. Totally. Anyway. She spots Wyatt manning the kissing booth and immediately gravitates over. She's got an impressively friendly smile on - especially for someone who spent a better of the afternoon crying - and, hey. She's always thought Wyatt was cute too. What's the harm, right?
Maybe more make-outs can still save this terrible no good day. ]
Hey, dude, [ she greets, leaning onto the kissing booth counter and looking at him over his feet. ] Happen to have a kiss saved for little ol' me?
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Will Solace
Maybe you catch him in front of the haunted house, holding his hand out to you with a grin while nodding towards the entrance.] Should we brave it...?
[Or maybe you get put in the same gondola as him on the ferris wheel - he'll give you a warm smile but keep quiet and just watch the view as things go by with a thoughtful expression.
Or maybe you might catch him at the high striker game. He's not the most muscular person but he hefts the mallet and gives it a swing as hard as he can, launching the puck up to hit the bell with a clear dinging sound. Archery and hauling people around in medical situations have made Will Solace stronger than he looks. He'll accept a prize with a laugh and turn to you to offer it.] Would you like it?
[And finally, Will signed up for the kissing booth because he doesn't mind kissing people, so you can find him there, willing to kiss anyone of any gender. He's got his usual friendly, welcoming smile on his face if you pass by, as if to say 'don't be shy now, I don't bite.']
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So, after waiting patiently in line, because of course there was a line for that cutie, he stepped up to grin down at the cheerful looking fellow. He set down his ticket for payment. ]
If I give you more tickets does that mean I get a longer kiss?
[ He teased goodnaturedly. ]
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cw: sexual content
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KISS DE BOY
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TONY SPARK | OTA
kissing booth;
wildcard;
kissing boooooo
taken from her thoughts, she looks back at tony, at the daemon, trying to remember what he just said.
lantern, mission. hm. )
Sitting ducks. ( she says, lifting her free, armor clad arm to tony with a finger gun pointed, firing at him. ) Pew pew.
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joseph kavinsky | ota (cw mental illness, mention of past drug use, etc.)
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You're [ hic ] my problem, you twat!
[ She's also really really ridiculously super drunk right now. Which, honestly, considering her enhanced metabolism and higher tolerance just because of her physiology is an impressive feat. She's on like shot 10 of straight tequila at this point, she thinks. She plans to go at least four more rounds with Jose Cuervo still. But for now, she's content to beat lightly on Kavinsky to get out some bad feelings. ]
I can't believe you beat me! And, and. I haven't even seen you since we got here? You jackass. I was so happy when I heard you made it, too, and we've only like. Texted once! I had to find out you dated - and broke up? - with Vex on the network! Because you didn't even tell me anything! [ A loud, audible sniffle. She's, uh.
She's crying now. Have fun, Kavinsky. ]
I th-thought I was your friend! [ BBAAAAAWWWWWWW ] We- we were going to go driving and hang out and it was gonna' be cool, but you were too distracted by getting dick!
[ Rosie, too, has been distracted by getting the d. But at least she's still kept in touch with er friends!!! ]
cw sexual vulgarity
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i'm now ffwing this one. i'm assuming i was supposed to ffw this one. if i wasn't, poke me!
yes! that was the plan i believe :B
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