smileslie: (uh)
[personal profile] smileslie
ACROSTIC
DESCRIBE YOURSELF WITH YOUR NAME!

Preferred Alias: Mandy
  • M elodramatic
  • A crimonious
  • N aughty
  • D aring
  • Y ammering
Accurate As Hell, Huh?
jungianthing: (down in kokomo)
[personal profile] jungianthing
calling all citizens of Xistengjdssd
(I forgot how to spell it)

I need a fucking roommate. rent shared equally. no ice cubes in the freezer and we drink beer at room temperature. problem? do not respond or in fact contact me ever about anything

I'm looking for a chill roommate who won't act like a little bitch when I wake them up at 3am to perform my impressions reel from start to finish. when I wake you up for this I want carefully considered constructive fucking criticism or you will be sleeping in the bathroom 3 nights a week until I decide I'm over it

GROUND RULES
1. the Coca Cola in the refrigerator is not for you. my doctor prescribed it to me and if you touch it I will know about it
2. if I ring the triangle in the kitchen it means you have to go to bed. it doesn't matter what time it is
3. you may have friend over but they have a 250 word limit. after that they're not allowed to speak
4. you're not allowed to be taller than me (I'm 6'4")
5. if you wear socks you better not zap me with static electricity or you're gone
6. got a bike? good. once a week youre gonna ride it in the street and let me sit on the handlebars
7. you can't own an even number of shoes
8. once a week we drag our beds into the living room and sleep out there
9. if you say good morning to me you must then explain what's so good about it or I will send you back to your room
10. I get four of your shirts, my choice
13. you must own 4 watches as I will be taking them and putting one on each of the neighbor's dog's arms
14. do not sit down in this house unless you want me to put on a dumb ass old timey outfit and shine your shoes
15. throughout the course of the week you will round up a minimum of ten (10) fluorescent tubes so that I may get drunk and smash them in the garage sunday nights. you will clean up the mess
16. also you must put a pillow over your face when you sleep as I do not care to hear you breathing
17. If I nail a rat to your door, it's time to pay rent. two rats, I'm having sex in there. a third rat, disregard the previous two

ABOUT ME
1. sometimes I am in the bathroom for several hours. I'm not shitting, I'm doing other things like taxes
2. I am a mean Marine and a merchant of death
3. I'm a dog person but I won't say no to cats
4. I am zany and amorous
5. I am from 1968. apparently that matters around here. you are contractually obligated to explain cultural references I don't understand
6. people call me Joker
7. my star sign is Leo. if you're thinking of responding just to talk shit about Leos go ahead. hate keeps me humble


that's everything
peace
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[personal profile] jungianthing
RAINBOW MEME


Preferred Alias: joker

RED - Something about yesterday: slept for nineteen hours straight
ORANGE - Something you do well: impressions
YELLOW - Something about your childhood: i learned to surf when i was 6
GREEN - Something you learned last week: i don't wanna talk about it, thanks though
BLUE - Something you can't live without: the beach boys' work of fucking art Pet Sounds
INDIGO - Something you watch: a record player spinning the beach boys' work of fucking art Pet Sounds
VIOLET - Something you listen to: the beach boys' work of fucking art Pet Sounds

Ask Me About My Rainbow


also while i have everyone's attention i wanna know how you do those little yellow faces cause we don't have that shit where i'm from and i like them. they seem trustworthy
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[personal profile] novelizes
RAINBOW MEME


Preferred Alias: jughead

RED - Something about yesterday: I was invited to join a gang.
ORANGE - Something you do well: Write.
YELLOW - Something about your childhood: I had an awesome tree house.
GREEN - Something you learned last week: Who murdered Jason Blossom.
BLUE - Something you can't live without: Coffee, burgers and my beanie.
INDIGO - Something you watch: People and classic movies.
VIOLET - Something you listen to: Pink Floyd

Ask Me About My Rainbow


and speaking of movies
if you find some decent films on 35mm, lmk.
i'm running the projector at the "f society" theater
and their taste leaves something to be desired
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[personal profile] lacquers
Characters: Everyone! Yes, you too!
Summary: Mandy's Masquerade hosts a fantastic Halloween party with a costume contest, some very special cocktails, and a few other surprises.
Date(s): Late in the month of October.
Warnings/Notes: Please mark any threads that need content warnings.

There's a bad moon on the rise. )
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[personal profile] hasitsthorns
[ Hello, Xistentia!

For the most part, Rose has only graced the network with text based off the ice breaker games that F.A.T.E.S. encourages. Today, however, everyone is greeted by a video of the blond. She's pulling a Jenny ala Forrest Gump and appears to not be wearing clothes behind her guitar. She is, of course. A strapless bra and some underwear but the audience don't know that, which is just how she likes it.

The backdrop isn't her house with Vanyel, observant viewers who know where she lives might catch onto. It's actually the apartment she was designated when she arrived but had opted not to live in because of aforementioned prior arrangements. But now she's here and it has surprisingly good acoustics, so! She sets to playing the instrument soon as the video begins, melodic voice following soon after,
]

I woke up, on a wave that crashes, when will the tide return? And if you leave, with only ashes, can't rebuild what has been burned. And down the road, with all the seeds grown, and benefit of view we throw away, the things we want most, depending on our mood. I don't know where you are, I don't know where I'm going but I can't be that far from where your heart is flowing.

[ She continues to play until the song is finished. Once the last bars of the song hum in the air, she lifts her her gaze to look right into the camera. ]

Tell me, everyone. What does the word 'love' mean to you? Not a trick question, I promise, I'm just... curious.

[ There's a slight pause, as she looks away. Then brown eyes are fixed intently into the lens again. ]

Also, does anyone want to do one of those missions with me? I kind of want to get stuff done, honestly. Feel like I'm accomplishing something. Let me know. I'd be happy to do or help with whatever.
spoofer: (piano)
[personal profile] spoofer
Characters: Ensemble cast, any/all characters of Xistentia!
Summary: The slow transition from summer leads to a fair, complete with whacky treats and activities from other holidays and festivals from around the Multiverse.
Date(s): August 26-September 2
Warnings/Notes: None, please mark your subject headers with content.

Late Summer Fair
I play my part and you play your game
Late Summer Fair )
smileslie: (smiles lie)
[personal profile] smileslie
Characters: Mandy Slade and Arthur Stuart
Summary: A fanboy and one of his idols get wasted and talk about their various escapades in the glam rock scene.
Date(s): Sometime shortly after this
Warnings/Notes: Very likely a fair bit of swearing and talk of sex and drugs. Possibly a few less than PC terms since they both came out in the 60s and 70s If anything else comes up I'll update.

Pour 'em hot tonight til the party and the music and the truth collide )
smileslie: (a very strong case)
[personal profile] smileslie
2 TRUTHS AND A LIE

Preferred Alias: Mandy
  1. I went to nearly all the major cities in Europe, the United States, and Asia within a three year period.
  2. I once had to climb out a window to avoid being forcefully committed after I was caught in flagrante delicto with another woman.
  3. I've been married three times. You know what they say about the definition of insanity
One Of These Is A Lie
smileslie: (smoke whorl)
[personal profile] smileslie

EMPLOYMENT AMA

Preferred Alias: Mandy

Worst Job(s) Held: Lounge performer at a crappy little dive in New York. I don't mind going home smelling of smoke and booze mind, but when your audience primarily consists of boring straight men, you really should be getting paid far more than I was for the indignity.
Best Job(s) Held: Mistress of Ceremonies at The Sombrero, a drag club in Kensington. It was beautiful. I don't see much of my past with rose tinted glasses these days, but that's one place I'll always remember fondly.
Fantasy Job(s): There was a time when I wanted to be an actress. Even knowing now that that life is certainly not as glamorous as it seems on the outside, I guess I'd still like to at least give it a shot. It would be nice to be in the spotlight all on my own, at least.

Current Job(s): Nothing at present. I still fancy myself a fairly decent seamstress, if anyone's looking to have something repaired or made some place besides that little shop we have at the moment. I worked quite a lot with sequins and other sparkly things in the past, but I used to be very good at working magic with whatever I had at hand.

Ask Me Anything!

spoofer: (piano)
[personal profile] spoofer
Characters: Second wave of Xistentia arrivals, greeters/rescuers
Summary: The second wave of characters arrive in Xistentia unexpectedly early... only to face an unexpected threat. D.E.S.T.I.N.Y.'s multiversal attack is disrupting the energy flow, causing a very unusual stampede— of will-o'-wisps, that lure travelers off their path with thoughts. It's up to the residents of Xistentia to help the newcomers!
Date(s): Mid-June 2017
Warnings/Notes: Coercive magic, collisions, moderate injury, dystopian themes

Wisp Mini-Event & Crash #2
Wish you were here. Love comes in waves
Wisp Mini-Event & Crash Log #2 )
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