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Xistentia: Mod ([personal profile] spoofer) wrote in [community profile] xistentia2017-08-29 06:53 pm

LATE SUMMER FAIR (NSFW DESSERTS)

Characters: Ensemble cast, any/all characters of Xistentia!
Summary: The slow transition from summer leads to a fair, complete with whacky treats and activities from other holidays and festivals from around the Multiverse.
Date(s): August 26-September 2
Warnings/Notes: None, please mark your subject headers with content.

Late Summer Fair
I play my part and you play your game

Welcome to Xistentia's first fair, F.A.T.E.S.' excuse to mingle. The setup appears overnight on the edge of town, a nonsensical mash of themes and places from the multiverse. Haunted house and circus tent, facepainting, ferris wheel and carousel, game stands that seem to self-operate, dozens of empty shopfronts, self-regenerating popcorn stands. Pretty soon, however, the people start to come, bringing their own goods and wares. The population of Xistentia is 333, which is more than enough people to fill a fair.

As far as fair food goes, there are penis-shaped waffles[NSFW] in various flavors, two-sticked popsicles for sharing with a partner, turkey legs, fried dough, cookies as big as your head, fried fish, fried lizards, glutinous fruits, and lembas.

And let's not forget, there is an abundance of alcohol everywhere. Beer, wine, you name it.

But of course, let's not forget the games. Many of them are low-key and prizes vary from the ability to change your daemon's color to any other natural hue, to free food, horrible writing pens, and stuffed animals. Games vary from whack-a-mole to bobbing for apples. Everything is free to eat, drink, and play, barring some excuses for barter with some of your friendly neighborhood natives.

Some games, however, are less casual if not necessarily more costly. The contests of finesse and strength come with special prizes from F.A.T.E.S. and...
THE WINNERS ARE

Note that the "prizes" do not stack. Runner-up winners will not get multiple of the same type of prize, and those who experience a critical failure won't suffer particularly severe consequences. If your character receives a dream or a "unique item," you will receive a reply to your comment on the mod announcement with more information.

Contests of Finesse

DARTS
First PlaceVanyel GreyjoyThe ability to "say just the right thing" once this week
Still GoodEra, Alec, Nico, Vex, Rosie, Aymeric, Jace, Amanda, Zeke, Kavinsky, JanusEmotional intuition boost
YikesMagnus, BarclayDaemons totally lose filter and start saying the most awkward shit

RING TOSS
First PlaceJace Wayland and Magnus Lightwood-BaneThe ability to "say just the right thing" once this week
Still GoodEra, Alec, Nico, Vex, Rosie, Vanyel, Rafaello, Amanda, Zeke, Barclay, and JanusEmotional intuition boost
YikesAymeric and KavinskyDaemons totally lose filter and start saying the most awkward shit

ARCHERY
First PlaceAlec Lightwood-BaneThe ability to "say just the right thing" once this week
Still GoodNico, Vex, Aymeric, Zeke, Magnus, Kavinsky, and JanusUnique items
YikesRosie and BarclayUncooperative powers (very minor, non-dangerous incidents) and accurate memory of silly dreams

SPARRING
First PlaceKavinskyThe ability to "say just the right thing" once this week
Still GoodEra, Nico, Vex, Rosie, Aymeric, Rafaello, Zeke, Barclay and JanusEmotional intuition boost
YikesAlec, Vanyel, Jace, and MagnusDaemons totally lose filter and start saying the most awkward shit
Contests of Strength

ARM WRESTLING
First PlaceEzekielPrecognitive dream later that night
Still GoodEra, Alec, Nico, Rosie, Aymeric, Vanyel, Rafaello, Magnus, Kavinsky and JanusUnique items
YikesVex and JaceUncooperative powers (very minor, non-dangerous incidents) and accurate memory of silly dreams

HIGH STRIKE
First PlaceEraPrecognitive dream later that night
Still GoodAlec, Nico, Vex, Jace, Zeke, Magnus, Kavinsky and JanusUnique items
YikesRosie and AymericUncooperative powers (very minor, non-dangerous incidents) and accurate memory of silly dreams
See also detailed dice roll information for: darts, ring toss, arm wrestling, high strike, and archery.
Kissing Booth

And what would a fair be, without a kissing booth?

Just like the rest of the fair, the odd thing is that there is of course no payment required.

Instead, a large and lovely lantern hangs behind the booth. It seems to glow a little brighter every time a kiss is transacted. It's hard to know exactly what this means, but considering that emotional intimacy lights the streets of the city, one might guess that F.A.T.E.S. is saving up this particular energy for something special.

But until then, it's a good excuse to make out.
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[personal profile] hasitsthorns 2017-09-02 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
As a wolf in sheep's clothing that actually believes itself to be a sheep, well. Of course she'd want to give anything just as displaced a home. It extends past dogs but canines were and are generally easier to accrue than people for Rose.

"Three times," she doesn't necessarily correct, but- "It's complicated. Where I'm from originally," not 'my home,' he might note, "is actually made up pf several worlds, so. I moved between a couple there, then wound up in Eudio, and yeah. Things went south there and I ended up here." So this is the fourth world she's been to thus far. And if there's a fifth, then so be it. She'll do what she must to escape at least her absolute end, to keep living on the borrowed time Eudio initially granted.

"Not where I was supposed to end up, honestly, though... Can't complain, I guess. Could've been worse."

[personal profile] ex_stony881 2017-09-04 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
It must be easier when it's not your first time, so to speak. When the place you're originally from (and he does quietly note her choice of words there) has already adapted you to the idea of the multiverse, of simply stepping away from one world and into the next.

Kaz had though that going from a country life to the city had been like coming to a new world. Had felt the difference when he'd visited places outside of Ketterdam. Yet none of that had prepared him. They are all beached, here, shipwrecked, and even though he'd made a choice tocome it still seems like it was no choice at all.

"Could have been worse," he echoes, curiously. Then glances around, at the fair; well, optimism's hardly his strong suit, but: "Yes, I suppose that's true. People seem to be having fun here." People. Who aren't him. Despite the abundance of prizes. Kaz doesn't look like he's ever had a day of fun in his life.
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[personal profile] hasitsthorns 2017-09-04 12:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Rose only wishes her journey from world to world had been so simple as stepping away. What an idea, just being able to waltz from one place to the next without a care. It's never quite that easy, in any number of ways. But he's not wrong. She's certainly a bit more well-equipped to be flung around the multiverse than most.

"Well, most people." A bit dangerous, maybe? To poke at him that way? She does it anyway, obviously, smile growing just a fraction at the tease. The reckless part of her probably trying to see how much she can get away with, test the boundaries now that their temperaments have evened out. Flirting is off the table (for today, anyway) but that doesn't mean any kind of banter is.

He doesn't know her well enough yet to applaud her self-restraint. Because now's also about the part where she'd make a suggestive 'I can help you have fun' comment but. Look at her, being good. Everyone would be proud. Instead, she goes with, "If fairs aren't really your speed, what is?"

[personal profile] ex_stony881 2017-09-06 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Most people. It's not as though it's not true: he's not really a fun sort of guy. The observation registers as teasing, but he doesn't have even the flicker of a smile, though nor does he look mad about it. Honestly, she's welcome to be as flirtatious as she likes, so long as she enjoys flirting with a brick wall. Kaz is too strange and angry and socially inept to be good at talking to other people — the only solution he's found is to present a blank face, keeping everything under the surface and letting those around him fill in whatever they like.

He tips his head to the left at the question, as avian as his daemon. What is? "I'd be more at home in a casino," he admits. Not that he gambles or finds any particular enjoyment in the smoking and drinking and women of the night usually found in those establishments, but it would be somewhere he understood. This place is too — innocent. Aside from the penis waffles. And the kissing booths.

"Does this city even have an underbelly?" he wonders aloud, voice hoarse with a lifetime of smokestack living. And then he smiles at her for, probably the first time in this conversation, just a glint of it, like a man parting his jacket to show the gleam of a gun at his hip. "If not, I think that should change."
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[personal profile] hasitsthorns 2017-09-06 09:58 am (UTC)(link)
And in that brief flash of a smile, dangerous but mildly enticing because it is a tinge deadly, she sees Charlie Maxwell looking at her instead of Kaz Brekker. She'd always known there were more men like Charlie in the world. Really, the fact that the multiverse is converging here should have prepared her for a higher possibility of meeting one yet- She's still surprised.

'Didn't you know, Rose? Humans are more demonic than you and I could ever hope to be.'

It figures that he wouldn't actually die. The woman couldn't be so lucky. He was a cat, after all, and she had sometimes wondered if it was really his ninth life. She had never been able to tell where the lies end and began with him. "A casino!" she exclaims, not letting her face betray her fleeting stroll down memory lane. "That's definitely a new one. I'd say you could ask F.A.T.E.S. but, uh. Currency might be an issue, maybe? Not sure how you gamble with hugs and kisses." Actually, she is very aware of how bodies and carnal pleasures can be wagered with because she's not nearly as naive as she comes across but. It's better that he (or anyone) isn't aware of that fact.

[personal profile] ex_stony881 2017-09-07 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
Kaz hadn't really been aware of the currency issues, had thought the lack of money changing hands at the fair was exclusive to it alone. It makes sense, of course, but it does cause his smile to fade, a faraway look in his eyes that Jesper and Inej used to call his scheming face.

"Perhaps they'd make an allowance for a currency that existed solely within the casino. Chips that could be gambled, or traded for drinks and other services, or even prizes..." he looks down at his own armful of prizes, coming back to himself, a little ruefully. "Better than this, I'd hope."
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[personal profile] hasitsthorns 2017-09-07 11:59 am (UTC)(link)
Part of her feels like she shouldn't be encouraging him. Though Rose has always been a fan of the unique and this certainly is for a slightly rougher around the edges version of cuddle city. Had Eudio ever had casinos? She'd never heard of them. Night clubs, sure, but even then they'd never been wild like the ones back home.

It's possible she missed a bit of excitement more than even she realized.

"The giraffe takes offense, sir," she replies with, clutching the tiny plush toy close to her chest. "But yeah, that might work. Hasn't been much of a night life here besides the lounge and that's-" Rose pulls a face at just the mere memory of the awful sounds trying to pass as music produced by F.A.T.E.S. "-got the worst music, so. I'd be willing to go to a cool new casino, at least."

[personal profile] ex_stony881 2017-09-13 11:25 am (UTC)(link)
Kaz's eyes are bright and pleased now, so consider him encouraged. There's nothing more exhilarating and motivating to him than a plan, and he can feel one formulating right now, fizzing behind his calm facade.

"And what kind of music do you like?" he asks (not that he knows much about it.) "It should be live, I think. A live band knows how to play to the mood of the room." Though he's thinking more about how feasible it would be, in this city where he has nothing and knows no one. But Kaz Brekker has pulled himself forcibly out of poverty once before...

A soft huff of breath that could almost be laughter, though self-deprecating at best. "But it's all just a dream for now. I still don't know what this place is like yet, after all."
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[personal profile] hasitsthorns 2017-09-14 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
It's possible she likes that shine in his eye a little too much. It's not a bad thing, right? To be excited about something? Nevermind the fact that something is a potentially (likely, probably) corrupt casino. It's... the principle of the matter that counts.

She's sure.

"All kinds," she says, which is true. While she leans towards Pop and dance music, she's a fan of most genres. "I haven't sung live in a while, actually." She sings all the time, but not for an audience bigger than her boyfriend(s) or pack of canines. Maybe she sings too much, Vanyel might argue when she hits a high note and all eight dogs set to howling along with her.

"It's good to have a dream though, dude! And even if not a casino, you can probably get something cool up and running here. Why not?"

[personal profile] ex_stony881 2017-09-14 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, she sings. That immediately makes her useful, if he does want to have live music, which in turn stops Kaz from berating himself for spending so much time just standing around and talking to this friendly young lady. It's fine, if he has a use for her acquaintance.

Still. He wants to continue to press his armful of items upon unlikely strangers. But first he nods to her encouragement. "Yes. Having a goal is important, I think."

And it's hard to have a goal of destroying one man's life when that man isn't even here. He has to find something new to motivate him, or else he'll be lost. Saving the world, his world, that can be his driving force. Which means learning to fit in somewhere other than the gutters of Ketterdam.

"You've given me a lot to think about," he tells her seriously.
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[personal profile] hasitsthorns 2017-09-17 11:48 am (UTC)(link)
He will. She'd done things she never thought she'd do for Charlie, honestly, and probably would for Kaz too if given enough time. She was a sucker for smooth-talking handsome men long before Eudio and Xistentia.

"I'm glad, dude. I hope you get your casino," she says, and is just as (perhaps naively) serious. Anyone accomplishing their goals is a good thing in her mind, no matter what exactly they're doing it for or it means. "And that you settle in. I know it's not easy and all, being away from home but... Everyone here's pretty cool. So far."

~the end~

[personal profile] ex_stony881 2017-09-19 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
"I at least know there's one tolerable person here," Kaz agreed. (Does he mean her?) (He probably means her.)

Anyway with that like, lavish compliment he tips his head to her in an overly formal farewell before moving on to find other ways to get rid of all his prizes. Undoubtedly some will be returned to the fair stalls when he eventually gives up.