Employment AMA; Daemon: Celestiald

[poenitudo]

EMPLOYMENT AMA
Preferred Alias: Jaden

Worst Job(s) Held: real life mannequin; pool cleaner (you have no idea how gross people are, on several levels); bounty hunter; werewolf (not sure it counts, but it sure as hell feels like a job)

Best Job(s) Held: tailoring intern; spelling bee champion (my mother considered it a real job. my allowance was based on where i placed); big brother; football player (high school, so not technically a job)

Fantasy Job(s): middle linebacker for the New England Patriots

Current Job(s): still a bounty hunter, I guess, although I've not had any work since arriving here. If you're looking for someone to perform a job for you, I am available. I guess, if you really need a suit done, I can look into that, too. I'd rather not.

Ask Me Anything!

Employment AMA; Daemon: Barricaded

[aberth]

EMPLOYMENT AMA
Preferred Alias: Adam Parrish

Worst Job(s) Held: Gansey's whipping boy, shitbox driver, Aglionby lackey.
Best Job(s) Held: Magician, forest intern, Henrietta's Handsomest Mechanic, supernatural landscaper, evil mastermind, dream babysitter, dog petter, put upon fucking secretary, shopping cart racer, & giver of facts both useless and otherwise. My current skills are: being extremely boring, hardcore scrying, looking hot while covered in grease, and talking to trees.
Fantasy Job(s): Rich asshole who owns more than one automatic german monstrosity.

Current Job(s): Looking for another ten thousand jobs because I don't know when to stop.

Ask Me Anything!

[ Then, a minute or two later the whole thing comes with an update. ]

I didn't mean to post that.

[ God fucking damn it, Ronan Lynch. ]