DAEMON: Mjölnird

[drapes]

[ this was not a conscious posting. this was mjolnird deciding thor needed to do some socializing, get out there and share some feelings and make some friends and whine about family problems. he will not even be noticing that this was posted until the first comment alerts him. whoopsies. ]

RAINBOW MEME

Preferred Alias: Thor, Son of Odin, God of Thunder, Strongest Avenger

RED - Something about yesterday: I failed in my sworn duty.
ORANGE - Something you do well: War.
YELLOW - Something about your childhood: My brother stabbed me a lot.
GREEN - Something you learned last week: Like me, my brother doesn't perish so easily from stab wounds.
BLUE - Something you can't live without: People.
INDIGO - Something you watch: The stars.
VIOLET - Something you listen to: A minstrel troupe the Midgardians call 'Led Zeppelin'.

Ask Me About My Rainbow

Comments

daemon: moonshined;

[pillz]

hey mfer u showed up #@ the right time
how many of u guys r there
who talk about minstrel troueps & bein god of x
shit, really

[ daemon: sabellad ]

[dothelokimotion]

Really, brother. I stabbed you with kitchen knives. They barely left a mark.

[drapes]

[ what even is this message. what even is texting. no one writes letters carried by ravens like this because no one taking the time to write a letter is this lazy or illiterate. what the fuck even. okay, let's take it line by line. ]

What?

There are many gods.

I'm sure at least some are fans of organised song.

What?

I don't understand why you're upset.

[drapes]

I believe the point Mjölnir was trying to make was more the fact the actual act was committed and less the intensity of it.

Also, it hurt. All stabbings usually hurt.

[dothelokimotion]

[ Of course Thor's daemon was his hammer. Of course. ]

Oh, please. Sif's beatings hurt far worse than my throwing knives.

[drapes]

Sif was not my brother, and I generally always knew when to expect those.

[ either when sparring with her, or when he was being a jackass. the latter harder to pin down, but at least always deserved. ]

Yours came from nowhere, utterly uncalled for. [ probably. maybe. it's possible this is not an objective opinion. ]

[dothelokimotion]

If you expected it, that would defeat the point.

[ It's oddly sentimental though, to hear Thor bring up the past. ]

Was it uncalled for when you stole my dessert off my plate? Or the time you dropped your mead on my favourite spell book?

[drapes]

Of being mean???

[ that is what surprise stabbings are, loki! mean! but yes, this is sort of endearing, and if he were actually much offended or traumatized by any of this, he wouldn't be talking about it so casually. thus is how they operate. ]

Alright 1: you weren't even eating it, snails go through meals faster than you and 2: I'd already had 4 pints of mead by that point and I tripped.

[dothelokimotion]

Of making you pay for it.

[ The nostalgia makes his eyes itch. Like there's something warmer lurking under his skin that he's forgotten. ]

Some of us like to savor their food instead of inhaling it. And secondly, it is entirely your fault you drank that much and tripped. I was well within my rights to stab you.

text; daemon: apollod

[hasitsthorns]

What's your favorite constellaion?

text; daemon: shebad

[shadowblends]

specific people or just them as a whole?

[monologue]

UN: DAHLIAD

So is Thor like a stage name or are you actually the real deal?

[drapes]

I would think specific individuals, but as Mjölnir entered this without my consent, I can't be sure what was meant.

[ no, literally any people. if he's left all alone, he starts talking to skeletons, it's bad. ]

daemon: quothed

[deathkid]

your brother and i were just talking about you
not sure how i feel about MORE gods showing up

[drapes]

The 'real deal' meaning the popular Midgardian legend, yes. For the most part, not all of it was true.

I never cross dressed. [ maybe. ] I did battle a monstrous serpent. [ of course. ]

[drapes]

In the Midgardian sky? Orion or Perseus. Huntsmen and heroes.

[drapes]

You were?

[ loki u been talkin shit bruh??? ]

What about? What did he say? [ not worried about your anti-god concern, just tell him what that ahole said ]

[drapes]

Most of us like to devote less than half a day's time to a single dish.

[ this would be about the time mocking faces would be made and thor would be giving up on any actual defense of himself, just devoting to bickering because it's what they do best. ]

Perhaps if you hadn't left your spell book lying around carelessly and put it on a shelf where books belong it wouldn't have been casualty, had you thought of that?

I'm sorry, what part of the chronicles of Asgardian law put 'revenge stabbing' as a given right to all brothers? Did I sleep through that lesson?

[dothelokimotion]

And it is no wonder you struggle to put on your clothes, the way you eat.

I was reading it! I put it down for one second and it was drenched in ale.

Which lessons didn't you sleep through?

[deathkid]

[ whoa calm down there thunder boy. ]

we were talking about how similar
you are to my uncle, zeus.

daemon: kyd

[mordacita]

[ Oh, this one is Loki's brother. It would be rude not to talk to him.

Also, in his world Thor was really a faerie called Orin. Rafa really dislikes the faerie called Orin. ]

the last man who claimed to be thor is one i found unimpressive
perhaps you will do better. may i ask what is your sworn duty?

[drapes]

What struggle? I haven't struggled dressing myself since we were both toddlers, and you did just as well. It was you that had their robes too long and tripped on his hems going up stairs.

[ except the little armor belt fastenings on the backs of some armor pieces. having huge arms makes reaching behind you really difficult, okay??? ]

Enough I know well enough rampant knifing isn't condoned even in princes.

[drapes]

[ what even is calm tho ]

Oh? Is your uncle a great warrior? [ wait, it was Loki talking about him, so maybe not the great part. Uh. Nah, fuck it, just gonna make this worse. ] Dashingly handsome and heroic? The big brother one would always aspire to? Willing to stand guard in dark palace hallways when a midnight bathroom trip was needed?

[ hi loki. ]

[deathkid]

not quite
he's king of the gods, lord of the sky
king of the GREEK gods, i should say

[dothelokimotion]

And yet, I wasn't the one who was so keen on being a Valkyrie, I stole mother's clothes to pretend to be one.

Well it is a good thing I am no longer a prince of Asgard now, isn't it?