DAEMON: Mjölnird

[drapes]

[ this was not a conscious posting. this was mjolnird deciding thor needed to do some socializing, get out there and share some feelings and make some friends and whine about family problems. he will not even be noticing that this was posted until the first comment alerts him. whoopsies. ]

RAINBOW MEME

Preferred Alias: Thor, Son of Odin, God of Thunder, Strongest Avenger

RED - Something about yesterday: I failed in my sworn duty.
ORANGE - Something you do well: War.
YELLOW - Something about your childhood: My brother stabbed me a lot.
GREEN - Something you learned last week: Like me, my brother doesn't perish so easily from stab wounds.
BLUE - Something you can't live without: People.
INDIGO - Something you watch: The stars.
VIOLET - Something you listen to: A minstrel troupe the Midgardians call 'Led Zeppelin'.

Ask Me About My Rainbow

Comments

daemon: moonshined;

[pillz]

hey mfer u showed up #@ the right time
how many of u guys r there
who talk about minstrel troueps & bein god of x
shit, really

[drapes]

[ what even is this message. what even is texting. no one writes letters carried by ravens like this because no one taking the time to write a letter is this lazy or illiterate. what the fuck even. okay, let's take it line by line. ]

What?

There are many gods.

I'm sure at least some are fans of organised song.

What?

I don't understand why you're upset.

[pillz]

i aint upset im over the fuckin moon ure here 2 block some of the nterdimesnaional murder comin our way
we just already got one of u that all
good timing
this is me being positive man

[ daemon: sabellad ]

[dothelokimotion]

Really, brother. I stabbed you with kitchen knives. They barely left a mark.

[drapes]

I believe the point Mjölnir was trying to make was more the fact the actual act was committed and less the intensity of it.

Also, it hurt. All stabbings usually hurt.

text; daemon: apollod

[hasitsthorns]

What's your favorite constellaion?

[drapes]

In the Midgardian sky? Orion or Perseus. Huntsmen and heroes.

text; daemon: shebad

[shadowblends]

specific people or just them as a whole?

[drapes]

I would think specific individuals, but as Mjölnir entered this without my consent, I can't be sure what was meant.

[ no, literally any people. if he's left all alone, he starts talking to skeletons, it's bad. ]

[monologue]

UN: DAHLIAD

So is Thor like a stage name or are you actually the real deal?

[drapes]

The 'real deal' meaning the popular Midgardian legend, yes. For the most part, not all of it was true.

I never cross dressed. [ maybe. ] I did battle a monstrous serpent. [ of course. ]

daemon: quothed

[deathkid]

your brother and i were just talking about you
not sure how i feel about MORE gods showing up

[drapes]

You were?

[ loki u been talkin shit bruh??? ]

What about? What did he say? [ not worried about your anti-god concern, just tell him what that ahole said ]

daemon: kyd

[mordacita]

[ Oh, this one is Loki's brother. It would be rude not to talk to him.

Also, in his world Thor was really a faerie called Orin. Rafa really dislikes the faerie called Orin. ]

the last man who claimed to be thor is one i found unimpressive
perhaps you will do better. may i ask what is your sworn duty?

[drapes]

[ how very dare u, rafachan, thor is not a faerie. ]

Thor must be a very popular name in the land you hail from. [ because there is no way he is unimpressive, you take that back. but wow okay he didn't want to talk about that failed duty thing but here we go. ]

To protect and safe-guard the Nine Realms. A tragedy befell Midgard that I hadn't foreseen. My shortcoming cost the lives of an entire world.

[ he has issues with over-reaching responsibility, aight, it happens when you grow up crown prince of the gd multiverse. ]

text ; daemon : happyd

[ptrprkr]

[ Cue Peter excitedly yelling at his daemon about the rest of the team showing up and how cool it is!!!!

And then cue his daemon being promptly annoyed by all the excitement. ]

Did you ever stab him back?

Because, he probably would have deserved it.

[drapes]

On occasion, when we sparred. Not typically born from spite. I found throwing him from balconies much more satisfying to that end.

And yes, he did. You speak as if you know him.

text | daemon: emeraldd

[astralera]

It seems we have some things in common Thor, Son of Odin. Do you have a preferred method of combat?

I am Era Ra. [ a second or two after the message is sent, the following is added: ] Warrior of Light, Slayer of False Gods, Goddess of Magic, among others.

[ give her a moment as she realizes that her daemon edited those titles in when she wasn't looking because she sure does need to take a few calming breaths. there is a reason she doesn't advertise her titles unnecessarily, and Emmy is very, very good at being a troll. ]

Pray ignore those additions, ser. My daemon enjoys trying my patience.

[drapes]

Or daemons seem to have that in common as well.

[ with the titles and the interjecting without being told to. no offense, mjolnir, but he liked it better when you couldn't talk and weren't self aware. anyway. ]

Always a pleasure to meet another skilled warrior. I carry an enchanted hammer into battle with me, crafted from the heart of a dying star. Swords, spears and lances all have great merit as well, but Mjolnir will always be my first choice.

And you? What's your favored means for battle?

daemon: deathstard

[thechairguy]

minstrel troupe....

do you always talk weird?

[drapes]

Yes.

[ just being real about it, ok ]

daemon: wildd

[tangleofgarlands]

I don't think I've ever heard Led Zeppelin described as a 'minstrel troupe' before.

[drapes]

Is the term incorrect? What do Midgardians call traveling musicians?

daemon: astrad

[iisupergirlii]

What's an Avenger?

[there's a lot that Kara could ask about. Honestly, a lot that concerns her - like, you know, stabbing or... well, mostly the stabbing. and the war. War happens, and Kara knows that, but she's not sure how she feels about someone comfortable with war.]

[drapes]

The Avengers are a team of Midgard's mightiest warriors, sworn to defend the realm for forces wishing to do it harm.