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ACROSTIC DESCRIBE YOURSELF WITH YOUR NAME!
Preferred Alias: kavinsky

kavinsky
admits
vaginas
including
nurumi's
seriously
kick
your ass

Accurate As Hell, Huh?

[and yes kavinsky filled it out himself. that's why it's wrong.]

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i dont cry except out fo my penis in fat white tears

[explicit and easy lies to go with an explicit and easy conversation.]

my vagina is made of iron & wolverine teeth fuk u

and tiny yeah i know i heard the rumors
or maybe they were talking about your dick idk it could've been either

yeah
sounds like my dick, no joke
one day imma commission a oil portrait of it for all my heirs to admire.
hey
nice job wit the itching powder by teh way
u may be a lil bitch but oyure pretty good at that

idk what you're talking about but hey that shit's been going around
maybe it was the same goddamn asshole who bunnied me
i find out who that was i'll let you know.

appreciate oyu keeping me in the loop, sweetheart
thats a real kindness
that motherfuckrs a real menace

nah i mean, he thinks he is, but he's really just a dumbass kid who can't deal with his problems like a fuckin grown up, so makes a mess on the floor instead

i mean when you really think about it it's no wonder he can't keep a boyfriend when he acts like he's still in training pants

i almost feel sorry for the guy.

wat, it hought he liked itching powder
which is a fuckin incredible grown up wa yof dealing wit problems
& was dating someone
r they breaking up
:(
very sad

yeah itching powder is stupid
the only time anyone deserves that is when they acted like such a tiny dicked soft turd that they don't understand any other way of dealing

and nah i mean, they broke up a while back. like the way i heard it, the soft turd was the one who did the goddamn breaking up anyways
and then couldn't handle it when his ex stopped pining over his scrawny ass bc he found someone better

which is like
even more stupid. idk maybe itching power would be too complex for that guy.

u konw that it dont make a lot of sense 4 that guy to be the one who > bunnied you then right
like
if u running a light hearted super chill gag, you kind of have to run wit the gag
otherwise it just look like ure screechin tittysore over someting u already got the last word in about & could now b cool wit, sweetheart
or maybe worse
it looks liek whoever beent alking to you is still screechin tittysore over something they already got the last word in about and could now be cool with.
which is cool i mean, i got enough friends.
hell
maybe this means i got too many

yeah well i don't know about you
or anyone else here
but being turned into a fucking bunny wasn't actually a wild ride for me so no, i aint cool with that

and i won't be so long as the guy who did it doesn't even have the balls to admit it and fucking apologize

till he does? i'm staying sore. sorry if that's super weird to you.

wouldnt u feel weird about having 2 aoplogize for your lil baby itchy powder revnenge

[it's 20% a real question, even. kavinsky is Notoriously Bad at apologizing; it's always interesting to him when another cute young man with superpowers is actually like, any good at it. you're letting down the side. or he is. (he knows it's probably him.)]

idk maybe you gotta think about whether making someone itchy for a while is the same as turning them into a goddamn bunny

and maybe you gotta think about how someone who does something wrong deserves for something to happen to them

but i keep thinking about it
and i can't figure what i did to deserve that

can you?

do oyu know what a prank is
like i know when pranks go wrong its a big drama & it sounds like it bcame that
but if u fucked around prankign people bcuz they did some shit to > deserve it thatd be pretyt fucking different
i think gettin turned into a bunny is pretty hilarious 2 the average viewer
gettin turned into a rabbit & locked in a hcicken coop wit a hungry fox would be only hilarious to sociopathci nutcases

[how long

can he keep going

without

actually apologizing.]

ok i got like a newsflash for you buddy
changing someone into a goddamn bunny ain't a prank
a prank is when you switch someone's ketchup for hot sauce or steal their clothes when they're swimming or put itching powder in their shoes

what happened to me was serious fucking magic for no reason and it ain't okay

[wyatt sounds so very serious. and kavinsky with his legacy of kidnappings and unwanted back touches and near manslaughter and actual manslaughter and recent murder is very tempted to dismiss this as melodrama in comparison.

but he's a little better about stuff these days. just a little. two years after caroline and adam parrish gave him a whole long thing about the value of apologies, well. fuck it.]

ok sweetheart
i'm sorry i did serious fucking magic to u for no reason & it wasnt ok
no joke id idnt think it wuz that big a deal
but ure all upset so i understand it is
j. kavinsky

[ Okay, that's pretty unexpected, given everything that's happened to date and also absolutely everything that absolutely everyone has told him about this boy.

But okay. He'll take it. ]

okay
thanks.
sorry for being a bitch about it and getting your balls full of itching powder

[ Did it go on his balls? Wyatt hopes so. ]

we cool now.

no harm done son
i thoguht it was pretty fuckn funyn
buyt i guess thx 4 not capping me wit garlic bulets or whatever
later, pups

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