2 truths and a lie; daemon: moonshined (cw-word)

[pillz]

2 TRUTHS AND A LIE
Preferred Alias: kavinsky

1. vex aint a cunt
2. vex is a cunt
3. vex is a cunt

One Of These Is A Lie

[someone just broke up with his boyfriend, you get one guess as to who!]

Comments

[vexy]

we should chat about this over lunch, you little shit

or should we skip that and go straight to my hands round your ruddy throat again?

just say please

[pillz]

ru fuckin serious
free turd burger joke here
$14.99 turd burgerj oke here.
lunch?

[vexy]

honestly when am i ever serious

i just miss your ruddy face

you know, when it isn't PMSing

[pillz]

maybe its like acomputer
where there can b lots of copies but if u fuck all of em up there cant b anymore
do u think mayb the multiverse is all outta marks
that'd b pretty funny
i think he liked himself ok
u on the other hand
stuck here
despite teh odds
thats some irony 4 u
sing it like alanis

[vexy]

yeah well i'm a bit like a cockroach

do you hate me now then? not gonna get over it? i am vex the fae you loved but now your sworn enemy because you screwed with my head?

whatever, you still make a better fae than a vamp

[pillz]

when we come 2 a field of daisies ew can skip thru it slowmo hand in hand
drink cahampagne
talk abt how allt his bullshit was my fault
itll be good bonding
dk what ur talkin about

[vexy]

or not talk about it since that shit is boring. it's overwith, done.

[pillz]

shouldve realized u is 2 old for fucking sarcasm
it aint over til u in the same ditch as ur panther dildo
dirt nap of gay champions

[vexy]

i got the sarcasm daring, but you're the one who is still on about this shite

you wanna kill me then huh? come and get it

[pillz]

my fav part is how u think i wouldnt
or maybe its how u think iw ould & ud be down 2 see nico murder me 4 taking your fairy ass from him
no
its defintely how u think ur bullshit aint nothin 2 wrry about for more than 1 day
or my bullshit
any of the bullshit
ehy kavinsky no big deal lets have a beer & lemme go back 2 wet humping only teh most fucking comfortable version of reality, u knpw, the where im all self-loathing & nobody can hate my shitty old ass more than me, myslf and i. & p.s. i got baby death god here 2 switch it btween playin bung for my ass and bung 2 my drippy self-pity wound
guess what vex
ur asshole aint wide
u dont need 2 fucking bungs
& if u think this cunt attitude is helping mayb the next step is a goddamn lobotmy

[vexy]

whatever darling. you and i both know that if you wanted to keep me you wouldn't have tested me. or maybe you just wanted to see how much you could screw with my head and see if i still love you. guess what? still do.

so don't dump everything on my doorstep. or do. whatever. it doesn't make a difference. either come and get me or build a bridge and get over it, i'm here either way.

[pillz]

oh sweet
so we're on2 the stage of
> u knew i didnt want u taht way & therefore it ur fault
or
> u shouldve known
or
> it shouldnt matter
whch it gonna be
u can pick more than one

[vexy]

how about the more obvious answer of: don't show a bloke his dead husband only a month after he decided to move on with someone else cos you might break his bloody brain

you honestly expected me to have gotten over him by now? you couldn't have given me a few years?

[pillz]

sure
great
ill just get over u in time 4 brunch
its brunch not lunch cz we gay, u get it
i get that u need 2 fele better & i see how thats stillm y problem

[vexy]

you don't have to get over me

[pillz]

wat the fuck r u talkin about

[vex no.]

[vexy]

[ Vex very no. ]

i'm saying we don't have to call it quits

think about it when you don't wanna kill me

[pillz]

have u ever givn a fucj about me ever

[vexy]

of course i bloody have

i love you

yeah, i'm still hurting over Mark. that's a really flipping fresh wound, but it doesn't mean i love you any less

you're my boy

[pillz]

[April is it ok if I don't reply to this tag because Kavinsky is busy making dying animal sounds on the floor of his bedroom]