2 truths and a lie; daemon: moonshined (cw-word)

[pillz]

2 TRUTHS AND A LIE
Preferred Alias: kavinsky

1. vex aint a cunt
2. vex is a cunt
3. vex is a cunt

One Of These Is A Lie

[someone just broke up with his boyfriend, you get one guess as to who!]

Comments

daemon: kyd

[mordacita]

[ Once he's removed his head from his hands... ]

what did he do

[pillz]

he turnde in2 a giant rancid vagina mostter who will eat ur gay ass up & spit it out afraid of d
dptsd
forever
run 4 ur life
or at least ur butt hunger

[mordacita]

so
your relationship is going well then

daemon: pikad

[creatio]

i could stab him for you.

[pillz]

u r a sweet daughter
but u already have a vagina
if he spills on u after his wojnds u might evolve into a assjole
the most powerful asshole of them all
not sure the multiverse could take kt

[creatio]

i don't think that's how it works.
besides, i'm already kind of an asshole.

what happened?

daemon: hexd

[vexy]

still not over it then? come on, we broke even on that one

come over and have a pint with daddy, then.

[pillz]

do u have sum drano 2 drink
i can get u somw
won't do anything 4 the mutant herpes tho

cw: misogyny

[vexy]

get off your period, darling. its not like you're squeaky clean.

besides, we're still good together even if we do make shit boyfriends

text; daemon: apollod

[hasitsthorns]

so
i'm guessing things between you guys aren't cool right now

do I want to know why?
or should I just offer therapeutic breaking of shit somewhere in the woods, maybe?
i also have a literal dogpile you could cuddle so
y'know
options
i'm here

[pillz]

can u train a dog 2 bite his cock off
5 birds 1 set of dog jaws

[hasitsthorns]

I mean
I can try
cuddle city probably mellowed them out too much though to really do any damage

wanting a dude's cock bitten off is a little extreme though
he must've really done something fucked up

[ She says 'extreme' like she doesn't know who she's talking to. She does, actually, but still. ]

daemon: graced

[miss_brilliant]

Short of engaging in violence, is there anything I can do or I should I just leave you alone?

[pillz]

why is violence off the fuvkin table
this ain't time 4 ur redemption
don't u have any weird technology u wanna do flesh experiments wir

[miss_brilliant]

I was thinking more that I'd be just as likely to hurt myself or you in any attempts.

That wasn't anything I gave thought to. When I was there, my revenge usually had more to do with draining bank accounts or hacking people's phones and doing all sorts of nasty things with them.

text, daemon: alized

[deathstouch]

Did this make you feel better?

[pillz]

yes u should try it some thime when u fnd otu smeones a cunt
t works

[deathstouch]

I tend to simply behead them instead.

[ Kavinsky the lone exception. ]

daemon: quothed

[deathkid]

what the actual fuck

[pillz]

dont put ur dick in him itll make u straight
&p roblaby contagious

[deathkid]

you're so full of shit
what did you do to him.

daemon: bellamid

[rekt]

whatd the bad fairy do

[pillz]

shapesfhited into a mutant vagina under teh full moon
xistentia special.
wanna get shitfaced some time soon
mayb drive a car through some windmills
there sgotta b some fuckin windmills around ehre 4 drivin through

daemon: sophiad

[helical]

That's not very fair

cw c-word

[pillz]

its as fair sa this mtoherfucking cun tdeserves

[this conversation is bound to be productive.]