2 truths and a lie; daemon: moonshined (cw-word)

[pillz]

2 TRUTHS AND A LIE
Preferred Alias: kavinsky

1. vex aint a cunt
2. vex is a cunt
3. vex is a cunt

One Of These Is A Lie

[someone just broke up with his boyfriend, you get one guess as to who!]

Comments

daemon: kyd

[mordacita]

[ Once he's removed his head from his hands... ]

what did he do

daemon: pikad

[creatio]

i could stab him for you.

daemon: hexd

[vexy]

still not over it then? come on, we broke even on that one

come over and have a pint with daddy, then.

[pillz]

he turnde in2 a giant rancid vagina mostter who will eat ur gay ass up & spit it out afraid of d
dptsd
forever
run 4 ur life
or at least ur butt hunger

[pillz]

u r a sweet daughter
but u already have a vagina
if he spills on u after his wojnds u might evolve into a assjole
the most powerful asshole of them all
not sure the multiverse could take kt

[pillz]

do u have sum drano 2 drink
i can get u somw
won't do anything 4 the mutant herpes tho

cw: misogyny

[vexy]

get off your period, darling. its not like you're squeaky clean.

besides, we're still good together even if we do make shit boyfriends

text; daemon: apollod

[hasitsthorns]

so
i'm guessing things between you guys aren't cool right now

do I want to know why?
or should I just offer therapeutic breaking of shit somewhere in the woods, maybe?
i also have a literal dogpile you could cuddle so
y'know
options
i'm here

daemon: graced

[miss_brilliant]

Short of engaging in violence, is there anything I can do or I should I just leave you alone?

cw suicide joke

[pillz]

do u want me 2 drink drano
sure
happy 2 obligw swwetumz
solve both our fucking problems right

[pillz]

can u train a dog 2 bite his cock off
5 birds 1 set of dog jaws

[vexy]

stop it

if you off youself i'll have you raised from the bloody dead

[pillz]

why is violence off the fuvkin table
this ain't time 4 ur redemption
don't u have any weird technology u wanna do flesh experiments wir

[miss_brilliant]

I was thinking more that I'd be just as likely to hurt myself or you in any attempts.

That wasn't anything I gave thought to. When I was there, my revenge usually had more to do with draining bank accounts or hacking people's phones and doing all sorts of nasty things with them.

[pillz]

sign of how good we r together
i got like 20 ideas where we cojld go wit this
hope he died screaming, thats number
do u think it wuz ur fault? discuss
look how well we know each other pappy

[vexy]

we should chat about this over lunch, you little shit

or should we skip that and go straight to my hands round your ruddy throat again?

just say please

[hasitsthorns]

I mean
I can try
cuddle city probably mellowed them out too much though to really do any damage

wanting a dude's cock bitten off is a little extreme though
he must've really done something fucked up

[ She says 'extreme' like she doesn't know who she's talking to. She does, actually, but still. ]

[pillz]

ok
fine. aceptable terms
can ui bring home some tequila
i tried 2 dream some and it come out fucking vinegar
mayb also a voodoo doll and a real big dildo

[mordacita]

so
your relationship is going well then

[pillz]

ru fuckin serious
free turd burger joke here
$14.99 turd burgerj oke here.
lunch?

[miss_brilliant]

I'll see what I can do. The alcohol should be easier, but I'll do my best.

If you give me directions to any electronics that could maybe do with some unscheduled downtime, I could maybe help there too

[just because she doesn't have a grudge against her semi-unrequited love doesn't mean she actually doesn't appreciate the emotions. She's just a good deal more subtle about it]

[vexy]

honestly when am i ever serious

i just miss your ruddy face

you know, when it isn't PMSing

[pillz]

i dunno tihs stupid fuckin town probably got a machine can grow it back
hopin it comes back smaller
be a good time 2 try anyway
cmon
the fuck are firends 4

[pillz]

what relatiosnhip
:)

[pillz]

i guess
do u think uc ould hack a daemon?

[code-level fucking with an entity called fate sounds wise, surely.]

thank u in advnce 4 the tequila