2 truths and a lie; daemon: moonshined (cw-word)

[pillz]

2 TRUTHS AND A LIE
Preferred Alias: kavinsky

1. vex aint a cunt
2. vex is a cunt
3. vex is a cunt

One Of These Is A Lie

[someone just broke up with his boyfriend, you get one guess as to who!]

Comments

[pillz]

ok
fine. aceptable terms
can ui bring home some tequila
i tried 2 dream some and it come out fucking vinegar
mayb also a voodoo doll and a real big dildo

[miss_brilliant]

I'll see what I can do. The alcohol should be easier, but I'll do my best.

If you give me directions to any electronics that could maybe do with some unscheduled downtime, I could maybe help there too

[just because she doesn't have a grudge against her semi-unrequited love doesn't mean she actually doesn't appreciate the emotions. She's just a good deal more subtle about it]

[pillz]

i guess
do u think uc ould hack a daemon?

[code-level fucking with an entity called fate sounds wise, surely.]

thank u in advnce 4 the tequila

[miss_brilliant]

I don't know. I haven't attempted something quite that unique yet. In theory it should be possible.

[she should hate that she's actually curious to know if she can. The fact she doesn't is something she'll consider later]

No problem. One of the few things I have experience in here is drinking to cope with the effects of boys.

[pillz]

sounds liek i got time to inspire a motherfuckin genius here
cuttign edge of science

[miss_brilliant]

A compliment of the highest degree. I think.

And if I wasn't willing to perform possibly disasterous experiments, I couldn't call myself a scientist anymore, anyway. But I should probably start with something far simpler and probably on my daemon first, to prevent the least likelihood of widespread catastrophe.

[pillz]

yeah ok tahts a good point
good impulse control, baby
not that im all that hard 2 beat in that category lol
what woudl be good
make it change shape? change voice
rick roll everyobdy u know
email everybody weird pron

[at least she has him distracted.]

[miss_brilliant]

You said it, not me.

[which is actually probably a good part of why she can stand him, at least he recognizes some of his less endearing traits even if he doesn't really reign them in]

While it may be a little stale, there's still a cheesy charm in rickrolling. That could actually be fun to implement.

[she is avoiding even the possibily of discussing porn with him as much as possible]

tw suicide joke

[pillz]

ure so boring. this honestly hwy i keep u around
likea vaccnation against teh shit in life that makes em want to blow my fuckin brains out

[miss_brilliant]

Well if it's any comfort, if we'd met when I was about ten or fifteen years younger, I probably would have been easier to drag into trouble.

But, glad I can help, at any rate.

[she'd take being boring as insult from probably anyone else who wasn't so...intense. But as it is, using him as a basis for comparison, boring reassures her of her own relative stability]

we can jump to present day and rp at the fair myb c:

[pillz]

it dose comfort me manda panda
i willl cu when u get home

y <3

[miss_brilliant]

[well, that's going on the growing list of odd-yet-somehow-endearing nicknames]

I'm not sure what that says about either of our characters, but I don't think I actually mind.

See you.