2 truths and a lie; daemon: moonshined (cw-word)

[pillz]

2 TRUTHS AND A LIE
Preferred Alias: kavinsky

1. vex aint a cunt
2. vex is a cunt
3. vex is a cunt

One Of These Is A Lie

[someone just broke up with his boyfriend, you get one guess as to who!]

Comments

[hasitsthorns]

actually
that's true
there's a hospital, he'll be fine
being a little humbled ain't the worst thing in the world anyway

just like stick bunny ears on his dick and my dogs'll tear it up no problem

[pillz]

wehre a i going 2 find bunny ears that small

[no blow is too low. or cheap.]

[hasitsthorns]

[ That actually got a bark of a laugh from her. Vex might be her friend, but. Still. ]

omf dude
you're the saltiest susan i've ever seen
it's kind of incredible

[pillz]

> saltiest susan
id say u were fuckkin old but we already know that

this aint nothing woman didnt u hear abt that time i kidnapepd a cunts lil brother because wrong tpy eof gay buttpain

[hasitsthorns]

i prefer the term 'experienced'
though does this technically make me a cougar? awesome

i did not hear about that time
that sounds like a helluva time
please don't kidnap anyone though?
i mean you really couldn't here, but still

cw kidnapping

[pillz]

if u boning someboyd way younger than u then yeah it hink u a cougar
congratulations

it was a > helluva time
i bet i could kidnap somebody, id just have 2 figure out where 2 stash em if i wuz gonna do it for awhile
in henrietta i just put the kid in the trunk of my car for a few hrs
it still counted
how bout if u get ur dogs to bite his dick off then i wont kidnap nobody
deal?

[hasitsthorns]

vanyel's like 30
and farraige is still in his 20s. like 25
and i'm 338. well. 339 now ig since my birthday passed in eudio.

that's true
there's a lot of cabins in the woods here too. it's probably doable
and that totally counts, yeah
but let's not repeat it
so sure
i'll have my dogs tear his junk off and no kidnapping. sounds like a solid deal

[pillz]

ure a good friend rosie posie dosie
assumin u aint counting on me 4getting this whole fuckin conversaton when im sober

[hasitsthorns]

i do try
and of course not!
i know you're not one to forget

[ Or forgive. At least, not easily. Not right away. She'd seen the way things went with Caleb after they'd broken up, after all.

And that fulfills her quota for thinking of Caleb at least once a day. ]